Where is tonights X Factor thread?

[ThinkIveBeenHacked]

Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

Aww, Louis is bobbing away, like the Churchill dog.

These "newly formed groups" have clearly been in the studios having work done to bring them up to scratch.

Its the Stompers.

Do they all need the loo?

MasterB8 has too may members.

oo-er.

The hamster likes these, he's sat listening!

Think, noooooooo. X factor would never!

Can't wait till mastab8 do the Shaft theme tune...

I def want new boy band and new girl band. Undecided on 3rd.

The producers have already decided...

Tulisa looks like a plastic Barbie!

Do they scatter onions everywhere to make them cry?

Tonight is so exciting that I'm going to do ironing. That's how entertained I am.

Definitely best watched under the influence of prescription drugs, I've decided.

Dullisa's FACE man!

Wtf does a pretty, young fuckwit woman feel the need to stuff the facial cavities with implants and shit

I was doing OctSober.

Then I realised XF was on.

SirNoel- she has a massive cavity where her brain should be, that's why.

I wonder, after you've messed your face this much, is there a way back? Or do you just carry on "adjusting"?

Can be the only reason Raahh, she's like what- 25? And hardly whacked with the ugly stick

dillite- I think you just get worse. Like Mickey Rourke.

Has blonde 2 eaten a heart?

Got to be a No.

The rest of your lives might just stop now - it's obvious the made up groups will go through, these aren't the best of the rest, surely!

What a total and complete shock there.

No fucking way.

Told you so! Louis can't not have a whacky act.