Where is tonights X Factor thread?

[ThinkIveBeenHacked]

Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

The soles of her feet must be all scaly in those shoes!

Aww. she looks gutted

Do you think that stylists can do a worse job with her that she does?

I don't think the scales will tip in her favour , Nice just isn't her plaice, she slipped out of tuna...

SO MANY FISH JOKES

Oh I loved Stephanie!

And I absolutely love Lola.

That little Scottish girl is totally precocious

Thought that last one was good.

I could have sworn I missed one sing.

So, they make her cry, and then chuck her for being 'overwhelmed'? Righto.

I'm going for the posh one, the fruity outfit ex-girl group one and the fishy one.

Fakey
Shoey
Fishy

just for NN potential

I think Lola's haddock tbh, she can't hake the pressure!

but she'll probably choose at least one of the baby ones.

Chloe and Lauren for me .... No idea who else

Cue chezza weeping.

If your dreams are going out in week 4 of xfactor, you should reassess them.

I like Cheryl's dress. Where have her boobs gone? I thought she was famous for having big boobs?

Fakey
Fishy
And the you ng one.

I wonder if they use product placement for tissues

First one
Banana One
Posh Annoying One

Maybe no-one packed supportive underwear, dillite

Posh one
Fishy one
Little one- any one of them two

I don't like Poshy's hair, it's all eighties-y

I thought stephanie was dreadful. But is between her and lola for third place iMO

ohdear- strategically placed mansize kleenex would indeed clean up on this show.

I'd like Emily, Lauren and KerriAnne or Lola.

I do love the orangutan on the SSE ad, though.