Don't tell the bride

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Is anyone watching? She's horrid!

Agree, I would love to do glass blowing!,

I would adore glass blowing. She seems like she wants to be really posh, and does seem quite posh herself. But if you're fussy, pay yourself. Her sister seems fun.

Yes but the 3k dress she tried on was far from simple! She's completely contradictory. This one won't last.

Been quite useful though. DH doesn't think I'm a control freak after all!

She's really rude. I'd say she's cringing now

They "literally" didn't look all that happy to see each other after 3 weeks apart.

I am watching it niw- she's a spoilt cow, isn't she? Why are they together? I do hope she doesn't behave like that when teaching those kids.

They were the most miserable looking newlyweds in the world.

I've just caught up, she's rude, such a madam. Don't even think she has thanked him!

I tried to book the Wurzels for my wedding, but even as a lifelong fan couldnt stretch to the 2.5k

No doubt it was an airy look of disdain.

YY to this. She's like something out of a bad school girl's story.

She'll be whinging about editing making her look bad I bet but she truly is awful. Her family must be so embarrassed.

Pay for your own wedding love!!

Longleat is lovely though

I liked the line - I gave him all the control & then he didn't do what I wanted - it is a good omen for their marriage then!

Oh my god I hate her

I watched thus lay night on catch up!

She literally looked Doreen her nose at everything didn't she? I think it was because she couldn't see due to her lash extensions so she tilted her head up all the time!

The dress she picked looked ridiculous with the hanging down braces at the back and I much preferred the dress he picked on her than the one she ended up in.

They hardly looked at each other, touched each other or even acknowledged each other's presence

And all the sisters and mum crying because she couldn't have the perfect dress. Ffs

When you compare last weeks bride who really did have the most hideous dress ever (until it was altered and then it looked lovely) to this week's her behaviour was really shocking! Plus last week's bride got married on top of a car park and STILL didn't moan.

Who the fuck's Doreen? I meant DOWN.

so many typos...

Poor Doreen.

Is this the one with the farmyard theme?

Yes!