There is a man on BBC3 having a tattoo on his left testicle

[nancy75]

Why would you do it? just why? (don't tell the bride by the way!)

He's a tuppence short of a shilling (is that the saying?)

Not watching and didn't know anything about it, just had to say

Wtf

Of what?

His girlfriends name, luckily for him she is called Danni, I don't suppose something like Ermintrude would have fit

FFs she will have to look at the ghastly thing and admire it. How do you fake admire a testicle?

DH says he won't get my name on his.

"oooh a tattoo of my name on your left ball, how lovely dear!"

can you imagine having to actually say those words in real life?

Waithorse - simple answer to that LTB he doesn't deserve you :)

I just read the thread title to DH and he pulled a face that only a man in pain could make.

How do you fake admire a testicle?

Best thing I'm going to read on MN all year.

bride looking like she might kill groom now and she hasn't even seen the ball art yet

Is this even a legal marriage? I didn't see a registrar.

nancy, you are so right.