Celeb BB Thread 4 - PWBs were right - even the germs find James repulsive

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Well here we are on thread 4!

Why hasn't James ended up in hospital and given us all a break from the lecturing?

Will Ricci ever say anything remotely interesting?

Will Lauren & Ricci be the next Fingerly to avoid eviction?

Will Edele escape the 1970s and experience the 21st Century?

We're doing so well, only another couple of weeks to go - will we cope?

Red I've rewound a couple of times to try and get my head round it but I feel like Lauren and Ricci are speaking another language!

I know this is a way back but my brain has just processed it
Who the hell would think it a good idea to bring sleaze bag Michael Barrymore back to our screens FFS James you are a tosser

Oh yes, hidden under a cloak of mediocrity!

Last time Gabrielle was on she was good. Shame they've put on Lesley Joseph and Jane Fucking McDonald.

Jane Fucking McDonald talks like she expects applause after every phrase. Like they do on Loose Fucking Women.

I forgot about what James said. All the dancers are beige?

Mmmm, have fun at work tomorrow, Ola.

Glad it's not just me Thornrose, I felt like I'd missed 10 minutes.

Is Jayne fucking Mcdonald wearing a wig?

Jane McDonald is so fucking chirpy with her sparkly clothes. I can't bear her. Yuck

I'm from Yorkshire - we do deadpan misery not 'bubbly northern lass.'

Oh now there's the plug for Jane McDonald's new album - someone must buy it?? Bet it come through the post in discreet wrapping.

Dee getting quite a few boo's on BOTS.

Just been reading a thread DS about Dee bitching about Gary's gf , apparently his gf tweeted
I love being called a cheeky bih by the female version of Meatloaf I guess you don't have to actually be in the BB hse to get insults- SSB

Say what you mean Gabrielle

That's a great tweet!!

Gabrielle was great!

I think Audley is the most genuine and unaffected 'celeb' in there, including the non celebs.
I love him Soooo much wonder if he's got a twin brother ;-)

Does anyone know who the bookies faves are? I wouldn't be able to watch if it was James Dee and edele or George.

I don't get edele. She missed the first day of school and her daughters birthday to raise her profile?!! Surely she could've waited until January cbb to take part. Creepy cold woman.

OMG! Just watched on catch up. I thought it couldn't get any worse. I watched that bit with Dee slagging off Gary's wife in opened mouthed horror. Dear God do they really have no decency at all. And why the hell didn't Audley pull her up on it? He was quite clearly extremely uncomfortable with the conversation. I can't stand people who are completely passive like that. Integrity isn't just about knowing it's wrong, it's also about standing up and being counted in the face of wrong.

Dee looked ok as the Duchess of Solihull, mainly because she was wearing structured clothes and a decent bra. She probably has terrible back issues, and would benefit (see what I did there?) from a reduction. Or a trip to Rigby and Peller. I'm ten years older than her and am thanking GOD for small-ish tits as I age, at least when I get undressed they aren't down to my knees.

Mazy I think you put Dee's gravity issues beautifully there

I'm glad we are starting to see Ricci's true colours. I hope he doesn't use this to isolate her from the group.

Unfortunately the thicko voters will robaby blame her - poor Ricci being led on - scum bag.

Did anyone see the Geordie Shore when he stopped Vicky from getting a spray tan as he didn't want anyone to see her naked?

I hate letters night. Schmaltzy bore-fest. Wish they'd do away with it although Gary's letter was probably the best I've ever seen. 'Dim house'

Audley is like a rabbit caught in the headlights. He's nearly as pointless as Ricci. George is a slimy little shit and Dee is unspeakable.

I really can't remember a series where so many dislikeable HM's have made it this far.

I warmed to Lauren slightly when she put Ricci in his place although
if he stays I think she may end up being isolated for the last few days.

Probably no bad thing though

For those who mentioned it, I think I got the whole Lauren/Ricci confusing convo.

Lauren initiated it after the letters and started saying "I'm glad I don't follow the pack and stand on my own" to which Ricci had no idea what she was talking about but knew she was having a dig. I think she said it in relation to Gary's letter and was implying she is glad she hasn't been part of the bullying pack (she's clearly been uncomfortable with it throughout). It's just she bottled out of articulating it clearly and tried to retract it.

She then used it to tell him they would never get together (she obviously has cottoned on to his true colours) but softened the blow with all that crap re him being an amazing person.

HTH :o

Loved Gary's missus' letter! :)

Shock win for Dee?
Really?

I don't think Dee had a problem with Gary's letter, she's just looking for another excuse to bitch about him.

I was wondering if Audley was really in earshot when Dee and Edele were having that conversation or whether it was edited to look like he was IYSWIM. He didn't seem to be in the shot when they were talking bit they had to cut to him. (Might be wrong I can't be bothered watching it again)

Thanks for explaining the Lauren and Thicci convo. Shes was saying someone was fake and he assumed she meant him?

One of my pet hates is that thing Lauren does 'someone in this house is fake' but without saying who. Its like a cowardly way of bitching. I work with a person who does the same thing. Really annoying.