anyone watching donald trump?

[thewomanwhothoughtshewasahat]

Americans really don;t score very highly when it comes to self-awareness do they? (hat reists temptation to snigger at her own title, given that her dh is called Donald....)

At thsi very moment, no - but I have been watching it.

His hair...it has to be real, because nobody would pay for hair that bad...

As for the wannabe apprentices - words fail me...! What are they up to this week?

i LOVE The Apprentice!

allegedly building a mini-a-ture golf course but I'm not sure when they have time in between their hair and make-up sessions.

designing a golf course, hunker. one of them has just been crying cos all the little girls hated her because she was too beautiful...

aitch - that was priceless. surely she's been having acting lessons...

is Audrey heading for a fall?

"...i wun-ned to scar myself..." (i wanted to slit my throat, audrey...)
time for a emoticon methinks.

but who does lion-swatting-a-fly man think he is? yuk yuk yuk

what are they like? how much hairspray is in that room?

I just don't know how anyone can take a man with a gull's wing stuck on his head seriously

just can't keep a straight face looking at Donald's hair

note the baseball cap near the helicopter, very sensible donald

he is perving on erin

OMG that guy (John?) what a F-ing TOSSER. audrey's a wimp but he's hideous

aaawwww, poor wee audrey.

maybe she ought to work on the not being beautiful thing. what with her wishing so hard she wasn't, and everyone else clearly unable to see beyond it...maybe scrape her hair back and no make up?

thank goodness!

she reminded me so much of a friend of mine in NYC. she would have said 'at least mr trump said i was beautiful, that was nice' while still claiming to be horrified that people weren't taking her seriously. i love americans, they are funny.

I love it too

And totally agree about Audrey and John

And the DT hair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone else snigger at the word 'trump'?

johnny goney