TOWIE quotes that make you die...

[Dukketeater]

Harry "how do you know he's been texting me?"

Bobby "cause i've seen his texts to you Harry, i'm not Stevie Wonder, i've got two fucking eyes"

Oh dear...

Another Bobby one, bless him.

Re Harry hiring a private detective to for him.
Bobby: "I don't work for the bloody MFI".
Gemma: "MI5" :)

another Bobby one: ' let's not tart around the bush' and 'let's pull the sugar off this cake'

Yes the MFI one was brilliant!