WIMBLEDON 2014- The sun is shining, the Pimms is chilling- First service!

[Raahh]

Sparkly new thread ready for Monday.

MONDAY ORDER OF PLAY from other thread.

even though Nadal is not in action on the first day, I'm looking forward to this.

And to get us in the mood...

Right I'm back- and for some reason, my phone no longer works when I am out. So I was unaware of the scores throughout the meeting at school.

Right Vamos I now seem to have McEnroe commentating. He isn't a Rafa fan either.

Klingon was really good at RG.

Juan- you've knitted a rabbit?

Vamos Rafa!

We don't want any casualties today.

Well, I have an ear and a tail left Raahh, so nearly :) Rafa's switched up a gear now you're back.

Castle is a twit.

And is now trying to pretend he likes Rafa. When we know he doesn't.

I miss Potato, too. I just hope he does come back strongly next year- after all, he's one of the youngest in the top 10.

I quite like McEnroe commentating at least his honest, did you hear him yesterday admit he'd never heard of the guy Murray will be facing but will have to look him up
Castle though is crap.

Thanks Juan. The rabbit sounds very cute.

Ooer, just sat on my laptop accidentally and opened something called "incognito mode" which will apparently not show up in my browsing history or cookies. How did I do that I wonder? Could come in handy ...

oh shit.

Maybe I need to go back out.

Break back!!

What is he doing now? Raahh you may need to go back out

If you press ctrl/shift/n it brings up incognito mode. Is useful for looking up nekkid pictures of Rafa present ideas for dh

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Right Rafa- do I need to shout? Do NOT fluff your serve.

McEnroe is writing Rafa off, again, i see. It's not over yet, John.

Ooh thanks, sure that will be helpful.

Ok that's better nice easy hold...

Well, the top spin stats will make my life so much better

It's nice to think IT tennis geeks are kept gainfully employed during Wimbledon

I know how could we possibly cope without them...

Right, Rafa, break him. BREAK HIM.

Vamos

Deliciano not making things easy for himself, I see.

Oh poop. Rosol beat Paire.

This means the Beeb will spend ages debating whether Rosol will bat Rafa again in a repeat of 2012.

Rafa needs to triple bagel it, and show them who is boss

I'm back.

Rosol through in 4 sets so repeat of 2 years ago if Rafa wins.

It must be us Raahh - maybe we can't watch Rafa anymore !

Kilzan is good.

Vamos Rafa !

They all write Rafa off - till he wins.

This is all but over now I think. The BBC are so predictable aren't they? If they can't go on about Murray, they will try and make a mountain out of the tiniest of molehills.

My mum just rang me and laid the old "we've forgotten what you look like" guilt trip on me. Pah.

Thing is, I do like Klingon, and I would like to see more of him.

But NOT TODAY.

Sorry, Martin

I do wish Rafa would sort his 1st serve out. If he served better we wouldn't so many agonising points !

Is Mac being rude too ?

Shut up Andrew.

It is Rafa's serve that causes all the trauma, isn't it?