Born in the wild-anyone?

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

So I walk in expecting cute baby elephants and stuff. No, a vet and the presenter, erm, relieving a male elephant. I know it's serious, but we have had a lot of Oh my lord! And ds doing Pete and dud going "worst job I ever had apart from picking lobsters out of Jayne mansfields arse was giving an elephant a hand job" Dh has crossed his legs uncomfortably.

Absolutely horrified that this went out on a Sunday night pre watershed.
Dsis watching with 11, 12 and 7 year old going to write to c4 to complain.

And the mummy elephant died dear help us

Horrified?

It was an elephant's huge willy, that's all. I love those presenters, we really liked watching the autopsy nature programmes too. There was nothing inappropriate,I watched it with ds 13, we had a bit of a giggle but I would've watched it with him at any age tbh.

We've series linked it!

Wasn't horrified, why would I be? Just a bit baby elephant made up for it

Who knew elephants were so well endowed? but makes sense if you think about it

Koala sex

I watched the kangaroo one this week. It was erm scientific with yet more in depth animal penis explanations. I was screaming to switch to the football!

I just kind of thought...

There are some things I don't need to know about much less watch while I'm trying to eat my tea

The 4 headed penis was outrageous

I recorded it went to watch it tonight elephant masterbation and e, elephsnt vaginas description had to put it off I am traumatised iwanted to see ikkle baby elephants

Whats the next one

The second one was kangaroos and koalas. Not sure about the third one.

I have it on series link icant imagine a kola penis being so humongous

It wasn't but this other creature, bit like a soft porcupine had one that was PURPLE with FOUR heads

Oh dear lord poor lady porcupine

I am traumatised. I need brain bleach. Ds said 'seriously mum, you shouldn't watch this sort of thing!'

Oh and koala shagging is really quite a brutal affair!

Dd walked out of the room when they were giving the elephant a hand ive seen those German vets on something else but it was yhe before and after not the during wss eye watering I think ive seen kola sex he isnt gentle is he

Gentle he most definitely is not!

Och just recoverec me and dd were awwing I love orangs they are v cute, I might hwve cried q bit when the cesarian mum scooped her baby up

Orangutan wanking with his feet-excellent