Don't tell the bride.

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The groom has decided to get married in the pool.
All I can think is "what if the bridesmaids haven't shaved waxed?"
WTF is he thinking?

The bride is taking it rather well. Her family not so much.

I would not have gone ahead with it what an awful idea!!

And in her dress too

He did plan for 2 dresses but the local swimming pool is hardly the most romantic setting, even if she does really want to be mermaid.