Just watched the first episode of Game of Thrones. Not completely sure what's going on.
Can someone clarify? So far I've got: Princess Blondie-Tits forced to marry some dude with eyeliner because Peter Mannion from The Thick of It and the blond brother (who we'll call Malfoy) are nasty and they want to go home. King Fatty's special aide was killed by Queen Shags-Her-Brother and said brother. Blondie-Tits and Malfoy hate King Fatty. The feeling is mutual. Jon Snow from channel 4 looks different and is a bastard. Sean Bean is a friend of King Fatty and has a brother who looks like Timothy Dalton but is too young to be him. Lots of boobs and a dwarf. Not sure what the crazy blue-eyed creatures are about. Boobs. Incest. More boobs.
Am I up to speed ok so far? Shall I carry on to episode 2 or is there anything I need to know at this stage? I'm enjoying it despite the confusion. I'm just not used to seeing this many boobs in such a short space of time and it's thrown me if I'm honest. DH seems happy with it though...