Real Housewives of MIAMI - just started from the beginning on ITV2

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Yay! Real Housewives of Miami has just started from Season 1 Episode 1, on ITV2 at 4.10 on weekdays - all episodes shown so far are still online here: www.itv.com/itvplayer/the-real-housewives-of-miami

Initial thoughts:

Adriana: favourite (mad Brazilian) - I would be friends with her

Christy: trashy as hell, she always seems to be chewing gum

Alexia: not actually as overwhelmingly beautiful as she thinks she is. Looks like that Samantha Janus off Eastenders.

Lea: Needs to put boobs away. Clearly this franchise's Caroline Manzo (there's always an older women who's a little bit above everyone else's shit; see also Lisa Vanderpump).

Larsa: utter beeyatch/textbook mean girl.

Marysol: I thought I'd forgotten someone. I don't understand why she made a point of saying she hadn't had any work done when she has the shiniest, puffiest face and lips ever! Own it, sister.

BONUS CHARACTER: Marysol's mum. There. Are. No. Words.

Omg her mother, she can barely speak!

Marysol has definitely had work done. Look at her lips and nose!

I am just watching it now. Marysol has ruined her face but then I saw her mum!! It's like her face has been hit with a shovel.

And what sort of a name is Marysol?

I thought her mum's face looks like it's been melted.

Marysol is actually quite a popular girl's name in Latin America. Not sure about Larsa though - just looks like Larissa spelt wrong!

I am always when Marysol's mum comes on the screen. Marysol must have had work done, surely!

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I've just started watching this. Finding it a bit boring so far apart from the surgery disasters obviously

It is a bit boring, I agree.

I have just watched ep 1 of the new OC season, it was fab!

When is the OC one on?

I have watched it via our Raspberry pi. It only started this week in US.

It is a leetle dull. I really don't care at all about Marysol's wedding... but OMG William Levy in today's episode! I forgot how much I love him!

What the frickin' Nora has happened to marysol's mum's face?! What kind of cosmetic procedure would do that to a face? Has she been saving on fillers by injecting butter or something?

It's awful! Especially when you look at these old photos of her.

Larsa is so poisonous! How do women like that have friends and husbands?

I feel sorry for Alexia's son. Why is she pushing him into modelling?

Oh god, her face, sorry.

She used to be so pretty.

Is anyone else finding the Miami housewives really really boring?

I feel like falling asleep watching it.