Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

No knickers to regain a bit of authenticity.

"No knickers you say".

"I am going in boys. God speed."

Distressed Aramis arrives. He has just found out about Adele and dispatched with the Cardinal.

Just wondered if there was any seats left on the minibus? If its going before May I'll need an extra wide seat and a leather clad, sweaty, chestly haired, musket wielding bloke at my feet for on demand leg massages - one can't be too careful about DVT and these cramps are a killer .

If we're talking after May, it'll just be me (newbornElk can fend for herself for a couple of days months I'm sure, and I'm certain having my bodice ripped open to find an infant attached to one of the gels will definately kill the moment, no matter how high the other one is hoiked up).

MrE will just have to step up with the childcare

Taking a break in my narrative of our love affair to finish the thread to share this.

Milady and Connie now that would be way more fun than Treville and Armand.

Elk - I assume we will just get a bigger minibus.

Anyway, so he is vulnerable and watching him run his fingers through his hair has me deliberating over whether morally it would be acceptable to seduce him - I mean he has lost two lovers in as many weeks.

The answer is obvious, of course I fucking do. Hand on thigh

'Aramis', I say, 'any woman would be lucky to be loved by you. Good thing you love me and since I have never shagged Armand I should be safe from him and Drink and Malcolm'.

Given up becausevthe scenario is playing out in my head far more quickly than on paper.

Wishing your life away waiting for a programme on Sunday night, IS NOT GOOD.
And that's what I'm doing. Can't be bothered to get up and do anything constructive , like washing up, ironing etc.

Running through thread to say I luffs you all.

Hello wenches, I luffs you all too.

Welcome elk! Of course there's room for you on the bus. Don't worry about baby elk, we will get connie to be a wet nurse of course. Or someone who is actually lactating if you prefer.

Anne your vag looks and smells lovely. Hope aramis is appreciating it.

He is coming tomorrow. I think Sparkle has him tonight but it will be looking rather good when I am done.

I'm lactating too

Oh dear re that Milady and Constance picture....

Afternoon wenches all.

Hannah, you've been responsible for my pissing my pants when I read your pregnant wench run down esp the bit about D'arts Willy and the baby. I did one of those massive nose snort laughs mid coffee queue whilst in parent creche at childrens party which all my lot got invited to (result) but then I couldn'twench cos the feckin battery went on my phone. After being charged for ages. Luca doesnt seem to have this trouble eh. Anyhow, Hannah thank you, you're such a talented wench .

queen Anne, deffo no nicks love. He won't know what to do with them. Where's all this going on? By that stream? Quite a nice sunny day for it

Anne Elk, welcome my lovely. Glad you were brave and got stuck in. You can twos up on my rota (actually never got on the fucking Rota!!!! They were too fighty!! ) anyway. We can share our appreciation of all things Athos.

Obv hows the head love? My best remedy a packet of salted crisps and a full fat coke.

Waves at Drink, Sparkle, madame, let us prey, twit and Malcolm. . Mavis, hope you're having a good day and the Twatbadger is on good behaviour.

Where is Mad busWas she frightened by the Twittershitstorm i blokes or MTM's perve link?

Drink and stink. I lump you two together here, cos its poetic. As founder members, do you think you should planning a Services to Wenches OBE style award for Malcolm tomorrow??

Re the question of why there are LurkerWenches out there, YY to what Elk said, but also because RL just recently has been insane, so wenching has been bottom of the list and by the time I've caught up with the threads, whatever I was going to say isn't relevant. So have only managed 3 or 4 posts since thread 1.

I think I've broken Instagram

And also - Luca is suffering from premature announciation.

His latest tweet is that he hopes we all enjoyed the finale etc. Jeepers, if he'd elaborated he could've landed himself in mucho trouble there

I'm thinking of signing up to twitter just to point it out to him as nobody has yet. And then he'd be soooooooooooooo grateful to me.......

Hahaha sparkle! That is very funny.

Can I join the wenches in marital crisis support group please. (Hope you're doing ok today btw malc and twit.)

Had massive row with my soon to be ex partner last night. He says, as he has done many times in the past, that we're now definitely over.

Good.

A quick check in m'wenches. Madame I hope the current wench crisis can be averted (if you want it to be that is).

Twat badger proved to be remarkably useful at entertaining the children. I out this wholly down to the fact he has never grown up. It has it's limited uses.

Will try and catch up later. So far the Icing of Death has claimed nary a victim.