Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

Just like to make a few points.

I love D'artagnan's running . When he runs and often jumps. Fab.
I would like them all more dirty and greasy looking please.

Re predictions for tomight.
1)All for one - well that is a cert isn't it. Purlease.

2. Adele. Aramis finds out. Highly likely.

3)D'artagnan and Constance get back together. Also highly likely. We know that Athos and D'artagnan fight over Milady, and Constance is being held/confined by or with Milady. So this all seems most likely.

Plus we all WANT, D'artagnan and Constance to be together. Right?

4)Richileu epic showdown. Not sure about this one. Think NOT. Or, rather, what do they mean by epic showdown. That he is shown to have initiated all the bad evil cunning bits - Queens death, Adele, in charge of Milady, Setting up Ninon, etc etc etc. Well, I don't think all that will come out. We all know PC leaves. But under what circumstances, we don't know.

I think. NOT.

5)Bonacieux goes down with a smirk. I also think NOT. or goes down? what do they mean. Is shown up? ie in cahoots with Cardinal? Or dies. I think not. That would leave Constance free. I don't think that can happen.

6)Treville lives to fight another day. NOT. the musketeer emblem on the coffin. I am WELL proud of myself that I predicted this. Normally , I am beyond useless, on murder mystery's. Even Jessica on 'murder she wrote'. I am shit. Oh it was the professor in the library, I say? Shit as useless. So the fact I predicted this. Is an ultimate achievement for me.

What else?

Writing as I thinking.......

New thread? At the ready MTM?

what else ........

Please link to new thread. Have I missed it? AGAIN .......

Ouch Twit, that hurt.

Advice from.my Grandmother, bless her soul, in times if shit, look to the small things, and take pleasure in them.So, for example you have to deal with a massive food delivery and put it away. But look to the small stuff. You did.t have to go round the shop, and you can put on.some music and have a cup of tea whilst you put it away. Try and find a luxury in something and your day will.improve. she also used to smoke 60 a day and always had brandy in tea, but she had something with this approach .

New Thread

Oh. Only 905 posts. 95 to go. I thought Twit said we were reaching the 1000.
Clearly missing point here .....

Oblomov. Wench of the short skirt. ( in my mind's eye you used to be a sort of tragic Russian novelist for some reason, now you're a glam wench) ...

I think youare right ref Bonacieux. It's not suddenly happy ever after, 2.4 kids for Constance and Dog. I alsotthink you're right ref Richelieu. But maybe just the Adele bit to wind up Aramis to a frenzy. I still think it's the old codger in the coffin (Mavis).

I also know that there will be some fantastic angry/tortured soul Athos bits, and that is just wonderful. I like these moody fuckers (not in RL obviously, v tedious) but that voice. That look as he's holding Milady. Fuck yeah.

Tho that smiley photo from Jessica Pope's Twitter has seriously improved my life.

We don't want Connie to just swap Bonacieux for Dog.

There is a book about historical mistresses that I am desperate to read but can't until the summer. It seems infidelity was much more expected and accepted and everyone was at it, even the Queen of France.

It's fascinating because how complicated it would have all been with letters and servants and what not.

Unless the man in question happens to be your lodger.

Yes, how's Dog going to maintain that one going forward? He said the garrison was his home now, & it's not like RL where his iPhone's in his hand All. Day.Long.

I was reading , that in the book? Real life? (What is this RL of which you speak? . Us mums wenches have been barely participating in RL since this series started!!)

That actually Constance was hand maid to Queen Anne. Not married to material twat Bonacieux .

I could sooooooo do acting

But not with an egg on my forehead like this morning.

Or! New career as script typer-upper??

Comtess thanks. But actually short skirts aren't that flattering for me. I am very short. Even if I lost a stone,

Sparkle, Typer-upper'er sound good.
Ha ha.

Here you all are....I just posted a right rambling post on the next thread introducing myself, I thought you'd all have finished this one overnight.

Drink sent me back here with a flea in my ear - she's feisty that one int she

Can't wait to see Athos lose the plot tomorrow....all that pent up rage

(Seems to have killed thread, and all hope of an entry into the Guiness book of records for the longest ever running perv on a parenting forum)

sorry

Welcome AnneElk and forgives her posting on new thread. Which I found very interesting and agreed with all.

Tis very quiet here atm. MTM is busy, Mavis has birthdays, haven't seen Madame for a bit.

But as you know, normally it us very quick. And filthy. not unlike my house.

Oblomov she is married to Bonacieux in the book but lives in at the palace most of the time.

Elk - welcome.

Morning all.

You're all up bright and early, I've not long got my ass out of bed

It's Sexmas Eve!!!!!! I can't wait until tomorrow, although I've got to visit the outlaws tomorrow, not sure I'll be home by 9 . I might have to wait till Monday morning, when at least the house is empty so I can watch it in peace.

Hello AnneElk

The calm before the party storm.. Cake is iced, icing has been thoroughly tested and am still alive so A OK me thinks.

Welcome elk - (sorry there is only one Anne on this thread and I am easily confused)

Do you know, it really didn't occur to me there would be lurkers? I thought we'd bore everyone else off with our ramblings finely honed powers of critical thinking.

So, hello, to the lurkers (if there are any left) and yes, what the actual fuck are we going to do on Monday

Hurrah, thread not killed , Hello everyone.

I've been up for sodding hours...kicked out of bed by UnbornElk, and smallElk wanting to get the play dough out.

mostly a note to self Don't forget clocks go forward this weekend, would hate for anyone i.e, me to tune in for the final Heys.

Elk is fine...I'm easily confused myself

Welcome AnneElkMiss.

I have exciting chores to do and am then taking DS2 to the cinema. I am trying to decide whether to engage in Homework Wars with him before we go. Probably not.

Just throwing a bit more Aramis on top of me to the thread

I'm a very dedicated lurker

Elk, why did you lurk? Really intrigued.
And Comtess and Madame lurked until recently. Same question to you two. Why? Please?

Or what made you post recently and not continue lurking?

Been here donkeys years. And NEVER lurked. Wonder why.....

Bad bad wenches