Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

Hannah? Hope you are ok.
Bed.

Yo!

Morning. Woken up and still feeling great levels of hatred this morning. Hopefully it'll wear off but I'm so tired and pissed off

just kill him in his sleep, problem solved

Where is everyone?

Am here.
Just.

x posted with Hannah, at midnight. Atleast we now know she's alive.

How are you all? Those with recovering husbands, husbands who are banished to the naughty step, those with babies that won't sleep, those with bangs to the head, those drinking limoncello ?

Goes off to have paracetamol kindly left out for me last night.

how are you, Oblom?

Slightly hung over Drink. 3 of us, drank 2 bottles of wine. The others just had the one glass.
Feeling slightly, tender.

More importantly. How are YOU? How's that tooth?

Toothache comes second, after passing a kidney stone(being number one, on pain list), right? With childbirth way down the list, re pain.

How is yours?

Hi all, shit night last night thanks to knobhead husband.

Spent it downstairs, dropped off about 4 am, woken by ds3 at 7am. Meh.
Naturally babyTwit slept through once he finally decided to stop arsing around.
Thought about posting but decided not to, was too it would not have been pretty.

Morning wenches.

Someone's here to take care of PITA husbands

Morning all wenches. Sorry to hear that the 'Shit Husband' quota seems to be at an all time high.

I'm briefly checking in - DS2 is 5! we've been up since 6 and I'm on my second pot of tea Will try and check in when I can. Have TwatBadger coming to stay so may be back for a vent later.

Happy Birthday MiniMavis!

Pfft.

How is everyone else this morning Hope you're ok hannah? We missed you last night.
oblomov HOW ARE YOU FEELING? HMMM.
mtm, well hope today mends things for you and DH.
drink no insect pictures from me today if you aren't feeling great
letus as always, you bring sunshine and cheer with your links. even when it is Richelieu

Nearly new thread time.....

Oh twit. That sounds shit. I'll try and cheer you as you sit. And recover a bit.

I suggest lots of tea, wenchy sympathy, and possibly a knee. In the balls to your hubby.

This is a fucking awful rhyme, but what the hell, at this time, of the morning it's my best line, so Twit I hope you'll feel fine.

Later .

Xxxxxxx

Happy birthday to your son, mavis
Good luck with your twatbadger today, we are here if you need to rant. On the plus side you get to say goodbye to him?

comtesse that's very kind of you. There must be something in the air all these arsehole DH/ex's.
Hope you are well and happy

Must

Finish

Thread

Fat

Oops lol.

I have chased everyone away haven't i?
Off to get ready to receive mahoosive shopping order. Yayyyy.
Laters

Oh

Die

You stupid thread before I bugger off won't you?

Ok, so ten more to go. I give up.