Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

The thread is not yet finished!

Just posting for the sake of posting really, help fill the thread up!

I'm off to feed lambs. My smaller DD has been addicted to Lambing Live this week so were off to cuddle some real ones.

DH is working late tonight so I am going to be watching 2 episodes, probably episode 1 and maybe a rebellious woman.

Other plans include chores and cooking really. Only DS3 at home as the other two with GPs for an activity and my brother just told me they are planning to stay for dinner.

I haven't ordered the DVD and feel a bit left out but I am working out strategy for bringing it in without arousibg too many questions.

I think it was because you were already a few threads in when I found you, and had already established your wenching ways. I'd watched the first ep and thought Meh (I know, hard to believe!) - how many times have I rewatched that Athos opening sequence now!!, then Commodities hopped onto my radar, and I was lost. Thank god for series record. I can't remember why I turned to Mumsnet - probably typed "Athos, leather, phwoar" into Google and there you were

Anyhoo...I often thought of joining in, but it felt like a massive commitment (how pathetic), so I just kept popping back for a giggle and a perv at the pics - sorry if that's a bit voyeuristic, but you lot are hilarious.

Then, this morning I just thought, what the hell...I'm diving in

Ok, that's deep enough....

wasn't talking

Right then......

GOOD MOANIN' WENCHES!

You missed me, Hannah

MrElk is currently languishing on the sofa with too much facial hair and a red wine hangover.....how come Athos can make this look sexy, yet I look at MrE this morning and think 'hmm, not so much'?

And me

Though to be honest, there was a lot in there anyway

Hi Hannah, here you go......sorry he's a bit empty, you might need to give him a few mins to rehydate.

Elk! Welcome sit down, sit down, take weight off those poor pregnant feet/legs.

Sooooo our first wench birth? You do realise we are going to have to bash a hole in the chicken coop to accommodate bump.
Not sure how the lads will feel about plundering a pregnant wench? I imagine some wouldn't care, but Athos would definitely find that a step too disrespective. Aramis would probably find it a turn on to see the beautiful female form all blossomy and blooming. Porthos would not give a shite. Dog would gag. He would say it's all yukky, and gross, and ask if the baby would be able to see his nob coming towards it. Richelieu would just mutter something about, other ports of entry being available.

Mavis - good luck today with the twatbadger. Hope your little ds has a lovely birthday. The cake sounds delicious and I can't wait to hear of any repercussions (pref for extb) from the Icing of Death.
I always go by the philosophy that if it looks alright, smells alright, and tastes alright - it's alright!
Best before - quality issue. Use before - potential safety issue. But the above rules still apply. Have fun! [balloon]

Ferkin hell! I am working my way through!

I have found myself looking at DH who has a beard of the goatee persuasion which I like but he has pretty much no hair, which I yearn for. Particularly when I see this,

Drink! That was to Drink! Twatting iPhone is changing FUCKING EVERYTHING THIS MORNING AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell! And LetusPrey!

I am doing my best! What is with all the needy bloody wenches today huh?

Where was my mention from you? Huh?

I am getting around to it. There is lots going on. I am also trying to spread out over many msgs to use up thread.

I like that style of hair on my fantasy men. Something to grab hold of.

For Hannah

Have we seen this silver number yet? All the costumes have been amazing

Thanks Hannah... Aramis knows which side his bread is buttered, that's why he plans to marry me and not the other wenches. We just have the DH issue to contend with as 17th century norms and 21st century don't seem too compatible.

My taste in men had changed hugely over the last few year, before I got married it would have been the bald head that attracted me... now I am pining for some hair.

Mavis - meant to say too, well done on the cake, my kids seem to like crap supermarket character cakes which suits me. Good luck with the TB... I am saving that one. I like it a lot. how long will he be there for?

Looking forward to tomorrow... I am afraid I will epically fail on the food front but have a bottle of wine to drink to the boys. It was left over from a lecture and the person who brought it didn't want it so I have no idea if it actually is any good - but I am fairly certain it isn't from Gascony. DH will moan about wine in the house and expect me to drink and throw the rest away or at most drink the whole bottle which will cause yet more eye rolling.

Drink..... how are you my little piranha? Have you managed to get your work stuff finished? If there was something else I missed, please accept my humble apologies, and remind me

LetusPrey - well dearie, you have actually managed to become the bane of my life. I have about 3 million links to click on since yesterday morning. I cannot believe the amount of speculation that has been going on. I am angry, confused, distraught, and scared about all of the questions raised in my poor wench mind as a result of reading all the drivel commentary posted in last 24 hours.

Got to go out now.

Exdp has just morphed into twatbadger mode himself

Cunt!

Just looked at the DVD on Amazon. It's £17.00 regrets buying Indian last night

I think I will keep it and Anna K to reward myself for exams. This means I will have to go cold turkey though. >

Preparing for my 48 hour marathon with Aramis tomorrow.

I might straighten my hair so it has a nice silky feel when Aramis touches pulls it.

It may not be authentic but will have a little tidy up of my vadge because I wouldn't want that chin getting to itchy.

Got myself a Milady-risqué red satin dress with appropriate corsetry.

I will smell of lavender too because I am not sure what my other options are.