Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

Can't see Constance. And who the frig ARE all those people?!

There is so room for us to sneak onto next year's cast without them even twigging.

Jessica Pope's an executive producer at the BBC, I assume on the Musketeers programme.

How bad is the cut on your head Sparkle? Was the glass heavy? If you decide to sue, I'd suggest using a local solicitor you trust and not one of the moneyaccidentclaimsgetyouthousandsforchippinganail firms

I think I spotted Aramis's stunt person

It's fine thank you LetUs, I didn't even tell them it had happened & I didn't see the blood til I got home! It does hurt though & I'm having a fringe cut tmrw (first time in 13 years eek) so no doubt it's going to be a pain then.

Nothing a man in leather couldn't cure I'm sure

Now I know why I never play Where's Wally

I hope he gets to smile more often next series

Oh sparkle, that's a beauty!

That exec producer's twitter is great!

She's the one we need to get on side.

Grrrr. I'm super pissed off. Just had a blazing row with H. He's such a stubborn fucking twat at times, I fucking hate him.

Swoons.

He is one fine looking man. Lovely, lovely thanks Sparkle. I'm just settling in for a quick watch before DH returns. Commodities I thought

I'm probably going to be 5 mins behind you Comtess. Will also do Commodities

Me too Sparkle but we have been playing Where's Willy for the last five weeks...!

Have a great night out Oblomov and be sure to post drunken ramblings at 3am - ta.

Hurrah for MrStinkle - enjoy your vodka Stinklebell

All sorted for DS2 birthday here, sort of. Cake is baked but not yet iced with the out of date Betty Crocker Icing of Death. I have written my letter to ds2 which I do for both of them on their birthdays (sealed and put in their boxes of baby things for when I have carked it). Presents are wrapped and party is prepped for.

I will make the most of wenching this evening as I don't think I'll be on much tomorrow. Such a shame I shot my load re pictures earlier. Ah well, I shall rely on the perviness of others.

HOW hot?????

Oh malc. Men can be such utter cocks at times. Very tedious. Console yourself M with some real fictional men.

Don't fret MTM, you stay down there and I'll deal with your husband

Mavis that sounds lovely - the birthday letters

Sparkle, what a find! Is it me or has Jessica Pope wangled one of the best fucking jobs in the world ever?? She's got some fabulous photos on there. That smiley one is my favourite tho .

MTM - sorry your 'd'H is being an arse. It's this element of relationships I don't miss at all.

LetUsPrey - I'm sure the letters are a load of old bollocks really but I just liked the idea of them coming across them when they are adults. I just go on and on about how wonderful they are and tell about the funny things they have said/done over the last year - the stuff you forget as they get older. We've had a bit of a tough time over the last few years so it's nice to remember the good bits!

He's just being so unbelievably selfish about something that is pretty horrible, but he's burying his head in the fucking sand as per TWATTING usual. Problem is he's stressed at work and working all the fucking time so I'm even more of a bastard bitch for bringing it up. No time ever seems to be a good time. But this is so hugely important.

Sorry for the swearing but I really am so upset.

Oh Malc. So sorry you've had such an upset. Sounds horrible for you.

MTM indeed allow the Cardinal to soothe you. My DH was an arse for such a long time that I took to consoling myself this way and now he isn't such an arse anymore and is alright I have got used to it being this way.

It sounds rather serious though so Cardinal aside I really hope you manage to resolve it.

I have come to bed as some sort of fast and furious film seems to be tonight's entertainment. I contemplated an episode but I am going to read and MN instead and gave an early one as I have had a little fantasy playing out sporadically in my head all day.

Oh dear MTM, doesn't sound good at all.

Hope you can sort it.

Mavis, love the sound of the letters. I try and do a year questionnaire with mine. Eg favourite tv, book , food etc but I wish I'd have done more of that.

I've had a real giggle over the Betty Crocker.

I try to write deep and meaningful stuff in their cards but sort if forget. Crap mum.

Does anyone keep a diary? I really want to write a diary but just think about if someone discovered is before I popped my clogs and really how honest could I be, but there are things I want to remember in 50 years that I don't want others to know - not while I am alive anyway and how cool would it be for my GC to discover my Musketeer obsession.