Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

Honestly Mavis the letters sound so lovely and not bollocksy at all.

MTM swear away. Channel your inner Malcolm Tucker

Right. The bouffy hair flashback bit has reminded me that I really do have a penchant for wet/dirty when it comes to leading men. I offer as alternative to bouffy Athos/sexy Athos Aragorn when he's the king at the end when he's a bit blowdryish and neatly bearded (not sexy) and the whole of the Two Towers where he's feckin awesome. And I don't fancy Viggo as himself really at all tho he's another like Burke who just has a v v v v v sexy voice. He could talk to me in Danish all night. All fucking night. Mmmmmm.

Thanks. It'll be ok, it's not a matter for divorce but it is a reminder of how FANTASY MEN AREN'T WANKERS! Well...apart from the ones I seem to like best

Aww fanks you guys. Have never mentioned the birthday letters to anyone before (that's how much I love you all) as they sounded a bit, well, wanky. I shall worry no more!

No, Anne - I don't keep a diary. I suspect it would be mortifying and badly written at best. Best keep it all up here and take it to the grave.

So with you on the Dirty but not Clean Aragorn. Well groomed men shout 'definitely gay, even if in denial'.

I know what you mean confess but do you nor think he sounds a bit like kermit?

Yay for stinkle and your DH

Mtm, sorry about your situation, it's shit isn't it?

Babytwit being a pain again, not going to bed I'm so tired I could sleep sitting up

MTM I've had some proper humdingers with DH in the last couple of months, he is lovely 99% of the time and then has awful selfish/self-obsessed moments and just fucks me off beyond all belief. We talked about it the other day and decided that actually we were much happier having a couple of rows and a lot more sex than the dreadful indifference to one another that we fell into a couple of years ago. We were like housemates rather than husband and wife

Our considered opinion is that if a massive barney once a month is what actually having a relationship with each other entails then so be it.

Makes it no less bloody frustrating and at the time though, I hope you can get through to him x

Comtess yes yes yes, totally agree about Aragorn. Neat and washed - no. Sweaty, dirty, gritted teeth and fighting - hell yes.
I don't fancy Viggo in anything else, not one little bit, although he does have a lovely mouth - second only to the lovely Dog.

Mavis the letters do sound awesome. I think I will start doing them, and explain that I didn't get the idea until they were the ages they are now which is why there is nothing beforehand :)

ok, re-watching Sleight of Hand as I think I've only seen it once (how da'hell??)

Add Jason Flemyng to the list. He wears a good billowy shirt.

Twit - I remember those days well. Hope you get some rest.

Ali I think you are right, it's so important to get these things out of the way but by fuck he doesn't half seem to be getting harder to deal with as he get gets older. (And he's ONLY just nearly 40!) And here's me being the advocate for an older gentleman. Ha bloody ha. Well that can fuck the fucking fuck off right now. Bring me D'Artagnan. I don't care if he's too pretty to debauch upon, I'll bloody well do my best RIGHT NOW.

It'll still be my fault. It's always my fault. And I'll have to apologise for it.

I'm off to bed (spare room thank you very much) I leave you this gift! I'll be away most of tomorrow so not much wenching until tomorrow night where I'm sure we will have moved on!

OH OH OH BUT I FOUND THIS AND NOW IM HAPPY AGAIN!!!!

This

Stupid iPad. It's a wanker too.

Oh and there was me thinking 'Do another thread before you go Malcolm." You truly are the Musketeer Thread Manager.

See you tomorrow, hope you get things resolved with DH (and that Dog is suitably grateful for your attention)

Haha thanks Mavis! I'll never let my wenches down.

Mavis I just tought the exact same thing.

Thank you MTM.

Well now we need a reunion don't we, because it is 10 threads.

Hannah - where are you? Your clinic was closed and we needed you. But seriously where are you?

And we shall hold the line MTM

Malcolm and I just shared the secret password.

Not Prague but a wenches taste of paradise??

Oooh, How did that go? How can you possibly get 'spaniels fingers' into any conversation other than on here?

Love it Mavis. We should take bets on how long it takes us to get kicked out.

To be fair she didn't even try to disguise it.

I went upstairs to say goodnight to DS1 and came back down to DH getting last Sunday's episode ready to watch . He said "you'll be alright watching this again won't you?"

Look who's waiting in the Tavern for us

So, there are how many Muskewenches over there?

MalcolmTuckersMistress and I sharing the secret password, it was a beautiful moment

Interesting the thread on which it occurred, I must have a type of thread I like to frequent.

Bewdiful, just bewdiful