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Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 26/03/2014 21:23

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X
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MadamedeChevreuse · 28/03/2014 19:28

Yes please oblomov, I want to visualise you.

BTW are we still doing the food thing on sunday? I want to make this, which is apparently Santi's favourite food. It might be overambitious but Im going to try my best to make it in the shape of a cock.

MadamedeChevreuse · 28/03/2014 19:32

Bumpers. This.

LetUsPrey · 28/03/2014 19:34

I'll bring some booze.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 28/03/2014 19:40

Evening wenches!

Busy day today, DS2's birthday and so no opportunity to wench/perve.

Have had a quick skim through the thread - oblamov have a good night out, really sorry to hear about DH's job :( Surely they have to have had a period of consultation?
Anyway I concur with Stinkle, DH has been made redundant twice in the last five years and both times it has turned out to be a blessing in disguise - he wouldn't be where he is now without it having happened. Fingers crossed that it is a positive opportunity for him too.

I will be :( :( if it is Treville in that coffin. :(

Oblomov · 28/03/2014 19:42

Lift due any sec.

Outfit is really not that exciting ladies:
silver make-up, black top, with pink 'glam rock' slogan across it. short black skirt. High stilettos peep toe.

Hardly bosom wenching corset dress a-la milady and constance.

Off to get fed and watered. ALOT. Grin
Laters.

QueenAnneofAustria · 28/03/2014 19:44

Well that sounds significantly more appealing that my blazer ensemble. Have a great time and have one for us.

Stinklebell · 28/03/2014 19:44

Evening all!

So, DH - all fine so far. I was pretty confident he would be but there's always that little niggle and I could have hugged the consultant.

Ob have a great night, and yeah, whatcha wearing?

Off to guzzle my way through a huge vat of vodka

Stinklebell · 28/03/2014 19:45

Ooh, crossed posts, sounds fab. Have fun!

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 28/03/2014 19:49

Oh Stinkle I am pleased :) Enjoy your vodka!

MadamedeChevreuse · 28/03/2014 19:57

Yaaaaaaaaaay stinkle!!!!!! Really really pleased for you and dh. Relax and celebrate tonight.

Oblomov girlfriend you sound HOT. Your outfit is making me damp. Be good.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/03/2014 20:00

Oblomov Shock short skirt?! Grin Slaaaaaag

You go, wench Wink

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 20:07

Yaaaay mr and mrs stinky!!! Oblomov if you can even string a sentence together by the time you're home I'll be utterly ashamed to call you a wench.

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LetUsPrey · 28/03/2014 20:17

Fab outfit Oblomov

Hurrah for MrStinkle Grin

Sparklegeek · 28/03/2014 20:19

I am living the dream on a Friday night. Have just been to Matalan & a glass fell on my forehead from a height. There was/is blood & not a friggin musketeer in sight to rescue me.

Am going to cheer myself up with a BJ (Ben & Jerrys) & a look for the real Dog on t'interweb

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 20:19

We are so on for another thread tomorrow over the weekend. 10,000 posts is such a phenomenal achievement on one subject! Will we get some kind of mumsnet royalty recognition? Will we have titles?

Or will we be an emotional hormonal and distressed mess to upset to give a fuck about life in the outside world?

Yes yes yes to our Musketeer food celebrations! The unfortunate thing about having little eyes around the house will mean that it can't look rude. Sad however, where there is a will there is most definitely a way!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 28/03/2014 20:20

Oh sparkle...SUE THE FUCKERS! Then use it to find our Prague Hilton Musketeer coach trip.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/03/2014 20:21

sorry Sparkle but that's funny GrinGrinGrinThanks

QueenAnneofAustria · 28/03/2014 20:22

Sparkle - I love you dearly and I am sorry but I laughed. Sue for compensation.

Oblomov - I would like to see pissed posts please.

QueenAnneofAustria · 28/03/2014 20:23

I knew it would be. It had to be the swagger. Who is Jessica pope????

Sparklegeek · 28/03/2014 20:25

Let's play Musketeer Bingo

First with a full house wins

Sparklegeek · 28/03/2014 20:26

God that's hard! I've only spotted the main 4, Milady & Treville!

QueenAnneofAustria · 28/03/2014 20:28

I see Santi, but then I see him everywhere.

QueenAnneofAustria · 28/03/2014 20:29

To be honest I can't see as I don't have my glasses on and am in a dark room on my phone.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/03/2014 20:29

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Athos porthos aramis treville
Cardinal
Dartagnan
milady
Bannaire