Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

Mavis the nun on the roof with axe reminds me of Morher India for some reason.

You're going a bit off-piste there MTM.

Although LT sounds like he should be a Musketeer in name alone

"I want Matt Smith to fuck me so hard I can’t walk the next day"

Don't we all, love, don't we all!

I'm already here writing it for favours free

I too wonder why nobody wants to sit on Rupert Penry-Jones's posh face.

Ugh no. No no no.
I'd do PC before I did him.

Love that Mavis felt compelled to add to that otherwise heartless msg.

Drink, your passion never fails to arouse me. I sometimes feel that a five way between Malcolm, Anne, Me, You and the Comtess, could get very, very, passionate angry.

Btw - it's not that I don't want the rest of you. Just that you don't necessarily fit into this particular unstable volatile scenario.

Mavis for instance, would barely be bothered to glance over us. We'd probably be doing it all wrong. And she wouldn't want to click on anything.

But there is something massively enticing to me about Malcolm's constant state of aggressive arousal, and Drink's borderline hostility towards all wenches. Diluted only by the occasional shed tear when she's on the prosecco tired.

Not sure what that says about me?

Sorry been typing that for aaaaaages! We're prob on different thread by now.

anne we're too busy slapping it.

I feel like I recognise RPJ from RL in my childhood. 'Tis weird.

OMG Andrew Scott is GAY??! No one fucking told me that!

Before RJP?!

I have a no blonde man rule mostly because one has never actually tried it on but ...

Right, I'm going in. On your head be it.

Even I knew that mtm.

I'd ride Penry Jones! Fo Shizzle.

I am always ready for a bit of aggression violence in the bedroom.

Slander! slander!

I'm not borderline hostile or otherwise towards any wenches. Just toe the fucking party line, okay?!

Yeah, I thought the word 'borderline' was unnecessary to be honest.

Whaaat? Andrew Scott gay??? No one told me

Sorry I'm not keeping up.... Just had to read that ENTIRE fucking tumblr.

Yeah, Andrew scott prances like a little pony. I'm and that anyone is .

MTM - re Andrew Scott being gay - you're just getting that now? .

I think I said on an earlier thread, I'm seeing Andrew Scott on stage next month. Yay!

Oh, and Hannah I may have slightly, internet based, prudish tendencies but I do have hidden depths...

Hahah comtess it's a good one! Some you think yes, some you think no. Some you didn't even realise you would!

I take it that being spread eagled across the tardis console was from you Malc?! Lots of River love on there eh. I always liked her in ER. Ahem. Anyway. Turns out we aren't the dirty dogs after all. Except you lot who've added your filth to the tumblr.

MTM have a google of Richelieu Milady fanfic. I'm sure that will bring something up you might enjoy

I also did not know Andrew Scott was gay