Muskewenches Unite and celebrate The big One Zero! Musketeers Appreciation thread X

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hiiiiiiihgwaaaay to the danger zone, riiiiide iiiiin to the danger zone! As good old Kenny Loggins once said....Or congratulations and celebrations as Cliff Richard once said. Whatever the choice WENCHES HAVE REACHED THREAD NUMBER TEN!

So please feel free to chose your own song to play on the tavern jukebox get yourself a goblet of wine and pull up a chair! Let the wenching continue as we head into The Final Countdown to the end of what has been a fabulous and thorough enjoyable piece of original British Drama

Raise your glasses for The Musketeers!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

Oh the long fingered garden fingering is definitely Malcolm, surely?

It wasn't me, but it's so wonderful to see that there are more of me out there!!

Haha "prances like a pony" I can see it now! but it never really occurred to me. These thespian types are camper than Glastonbury festival.

What comtesse said.

"Two words: Luke Goss"

lolz.

Erm.... who is Andrew Scott????

Culture warning ...alert!

Unlike me to be highbrow but has Anne or the culture wench brigade mentioned that there is a three part audio adaptation on Radio 4 extra with Philip Glenister in it??! You can download on BBC iPlayer radio app.

Now, back to the filth < feels Mavis's stern teachers eyes on her, gets off slightly on this, acknowledges convent education>

I don't know why people like jack davenport either. Met him walking the dog when I was a kid and me and my friend both thought 'tosser' we were about 12 at the time

Disclaimer, I'm sure he's very nice now.

Some of those are just plain WTF?

Andrew Scott - Moriarty/Moriaty ? in Sherlock. Very good he is too.

Oh, no, def less than 14 units per week...

I'm not a stern teacher. I teach the littlies. This might make my presence on this thread worse actually.

Forget I said that.

Moriarty, sparkle.

I never listen to the radio but I hear that radio 4 has lots of great stuff so I might get a little radio for the kitchen.

Confesses that all this talk of sitting on faces has led to an interesting role reversal in my Aramis Athos threeway which I am working out in detail for contemplating in a bath shortly. But I also need him talking all snarky and posh, and be able to hear him so it's getting complicated. Fucking hell, life's tough at times.

Oh GLEEEEEEENNNNIIIISSSTTTEEERRRRRRRRR!

Mavis, I love that. Love it. Ps noone tells the truth on the units per week. That's a given.

Would DEFFO sit on Athos's face. And Porthos. And Traville's. Cardinal, well out of respect for the fact he is a man of the cloth I'd rather not say.

Probably not Dog and Aramis. Far too pretty for that filth.

An adaptation of The Three Musketeers that is!! ( critical.info) with Glenister. You can get the radio via normal.iPlayer btw.

I find those details work themselves out Comtess

Glenister would make an excellent baddie in the new series. I like the idea of Jason Isaacs though.

I've plumped for Commodities.

I've ready so much filth today, I feel like I've eaten a pot noodle! Dirty.

Good choice Letus, enjoy.

I'm not going there again, far too addictive and sometimes

Oh god, malc, now because of my convent repressions I'm actually thinking yes to the cardinal/face. Bit dirty and wrong but mmmm. Think that could work!!! Bad, bad contess.

I hope there's some decent extras on the blu-ray.

I had 2 men beg me to sit in their faces. I'm nothing if not helpful.

Have just started 'Commodities' off the back of LetUsPrey's brilliant overview. The BBC should use it for the cover of the DVD which I'm clearly going to have to buy

Can I just say, thank god for homoerotic Musketeers fan fiction. I'm sure it's not exactly what the writers had in mind, but I have killed myself laughing at some of them.

My kids are absolutely doing my head in, they won't go to, and stay in, bed. I've had a shit day and have another one ahead tomorrow and I've realised I am a dunce as I can't do year 4 maths but that cheered me right up