Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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Amy Pond over Matt Smith every time for me I'm afraid. Sorry to have committed a major DW faux pas with you two though. And it was all going reasonably OK so well.

Holy shit look at the shoulder and back. I think I need to step away from the vodka.

Favourite old DW was Tom Baker. I was very excited when he appeared at the end of the anniversary episode last year. Current favourite is Matt Smith. DH and DS1 would say David Tennant.

It's all fine Madame, it's all fine.

Drink and MTM seem to be fairly keen on Richelieu. Not for me.

Jeeeeesus. No no no, pour yourself another vodka. A large one.

Oh dear, Madame. No need to apologise for such minor thing. YOu really need to shit into someone's cornflakes to need to apologise on this thread. Like when MTM did a drawing of the Cardinal and put some other poster's name on it instead of mine.

Although I will not accept and dissing of PC/ Cardinal. Not liking is fine, discing is 'I will eat you up and throw you back up'.

I is v worried. I just laughed at the notion that we were arranging our Sat night viewing around Ds1's Match of The Day, so he ran up to me saying "Oooh, ooh, snog me d'Artagnan & Aramis! Snog me!"

Oh fuck.

Ha ha, Sparkle . How old is your DS? The kids are so precocious these days

Snooty, fucking snooty!

Sparkle I'd be able to help with your password issues usually but you're a vodka and a half too late.

HAHAHAHA oh poor dear Drink was so offended! LetUsPrey was being put before him and she didn't even want him! To be fair I was multi tasking at the time!!

My order is 1211,5,2,10,6,9,7,4,3,1,8 but I utterly ADORE all of them so it's not like I'm saying MEH to 8 or anything. And it changes daily.

15, nearly 16 Drink Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

LetUs I seem to have done it. At least, it appears to have worked. I won't know til I try to log back in properly. You would all at my new password.

WHy, is it filthy, Sparkle? I thin you need to tell us. It's not as if we ever could would use it!

I wonder how pissed Anne is now? Do you think she's missing us?

Hope she's not talking about us .

No no, not filthy. DH has his own software company & runs this laptop so I'm under no illusion he could find it out. Somehow. So it couldn't be NOWNOWNOWARAMISYESYESYES or anything....

Oh imagine if she gets too tipsy and invites her RL friends to join in?!? We will have to get our defences ready for when she arrives home! Although it could prove tricky if she gets in at the same time as poor Oblomov who will be very tired!

Was Mavis going out drinking too?

Young dog can wear a suit can't he?

Jajajaja (Chilean laughing) to all of this esp. Sparkle's son. Been doing laundry. My four year old pissed himself like 5 times today and I've run out of trousers. Drink and LetusPrey I like the Cardinal a lot. He's behind Aramis in my bed list.

I expect Anne to be dancing on the bar by now to girls just wanna have fun.
Or leaning over bar grabbing the slightly Latino looking barman by the tie, gushing into his face about how she thinks he'd look good in leather. and maybe a beard.

What about Mavis though? Did she say where she was off to? Or was the billowy shirt/leather jacket swagger just to spice up the dog walk?

Bless 'er!

Ooh x post with Prey

Ohhhhh yes have seen that suit one before. He is by far the best suit wearer there oh yes indeed

Did I mention he wears that suit well?

Actually I would even go so far to say that Luca has some swagger going on in that pic

Bookmarking.
Will have to read back through all your witterings, tomorrow.

Awright, fellow perverts! I'm done, My knew hurt from all that, arm, bit of walking today. i did scrub up and put my sexy new boots on with a high heel so that's what probably put the strain on them. Not used to heels anymore.

Will be watching now Mock th eWeek for some mindless distraction and off to bedibyes. x?