Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

Part one

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part three

part four

part five

part six

knees, not knew

I did drive a lot and that's not all that for our knees either.

TOMORROW, TOMORROW, I LOVE YA, TOMORROW, YOU'RE ONLY A DAY AAAA-WAY.

Ha! I have run 10K today. While d'Art may have speed, I have stamina. If we ever have need to chase those musketeers I'm your their woman.

Ha! Madame that sounds familiar...

Oh Wench Oblomov is back before Wench Anne she must have the faster horses on her carriage tonight.

I wonder if Anne has now dragged Latino looking bar man onto a barstool and is giving it her best belly dance to Shakira? She's a sort. Pretends she's all book clubs and studying but we know her real game. Saucy minx!

Oh Sparkle! I feel so guilty. I was half marathon fit 6 months ago but I've done piss all since about January. I'm going to go out tomorrow. I am I am I am. I bet I can't even do 5km. I will try tho!

What is this running of which you speak?

We are watching Oz The Great and Powerful. So far it's a bit shit.

Night to all wenches heading to bed.

Just imagine the Cardinal running away 20 metres in front of you MTM, cloak a-billowing

I'm off! Husband is home and Armand fell asleep when The Voice was on

See all wenches tomorrow for Sexmas day!!!

And fingers a-beckoning

Oh now Sparkle..that would up my game.

Nighty night!

I'm waiting up for Anne to get in & click on LetUs' links (maybe). She may have thoughts on them after cocktails.

Not musketeery but why in the name of actual fuck is Russell Brand on Match of the Day? Don't have much of an opinion on him comedy wise, but get the fuck off MOTD.

I'll help you work out your anger

Night wenches

He's written columns a about footy - in the sports sections of papers - for years. His Graun footy columns were published as a book. He has been a season ticket holder at the Boleyn - don't know if he still is - and he clearly knows a lot about footy. More than many who pretend to to be fashionable (most of the celebrity Arsenal supporters, for example).

Also, sport relief.

So, to sum up, that's prob why he was on MotD. I didn't watch, the joy of seeing Arse trounced would be reduced by the sadness that it wast my team that did it, and that the trouncers also trounced us. Avid we're playing tomorrow.

Can't catch up. Can barely speak. But still love Aramis even though it isn't my night.

And do really want the reunion even if it will.never happen

Omg what the Fuck is that that sheet and naked Aramis.

You have no idea how long that took to tupe

Omfg I am pretty smashed but Aramis kissing ominous bed wtf wheeee did you fibd that

anne did you have fun?

Holy crap, those Aramis pictures ....

TONIGHTIT'STONIGHT!!!!!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think we might need another new thread by then wtf are we actually saying that's taken up 7000 posts?
hannah you'll get there with your ex and then you will be freeeee.
I take it no one missed me then.

It's SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXMMMMMAAAAAAAAAS

Twit, I think you're right. We are going to need another thread. And just think after next week we are going to need support threads to console one another! How awful.

Aaaaaaaarrrrmmmmaaaaaannnnd!!!!

I haven't felt these levels of distress since they Ended Being Human!

I. Am. Never. Drinking. Again.

I will now go and catch up on the thread.

OMG, MTM you too were fun of Being Human?!

Fan not fun

Hahaha good morning Mavis! Was it a good night? I suspect there will be a few in your condition today.

HERE IS THE NEW THREAD! Ready for tonight I would think

Oh yes Drink! I absolutely bloody loved it. Damien Molony mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. One of my all time favourite tv shows!