Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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Oh my days! Malcolm is over there and she is slobbing like a blob in her Saturday Night position. This gives me the absolute raging horn. She is so sexy in that leopard print dressing gown. Good god I want to ride her until she begs for me to stop. 105 orgasms I intend to effortlessly give her. For I am the most powerful man in France. Ooh la la

OMG someone talk to me! The Voice isn't on again for ten minutes and I have no idea what to do with myself!

Heeeelllllp meeeeeeee soooomeooone heeeeeelllllppp mmmeeeeeeeeee!

One of Little Mix looks like Carol Vorderman.

Hello Malcolm. I started watching the 3M because of Peter you know. But I continue to watch it for Santi.

I'm having to watch Scooby Doo. You'll get no sympathy from me.

You can, however, have some Porthos

I am absolutely definitely going to have to learn how to use photoshop, either that or I'll just throw myself under him for real

fnawwwwww.

Well both of those reasons are exactly why you are welcomed into this Wenches sisterhood with open arms!! Are you a DW fan then?

OOOOOF PORTHOS HES SO BIG!!!

Oh my christ that little black necklace thing. I want to be it.

Thank you Malc. Yep. Can't bleedin wait for new DW. Thank effing god mr oxbridge harrow child genius bow tie matt smith has gone.

LetUS I JUST ALMOST DROPPED THE LAPTOP YOU MARE!

That has to be the best one yet.

I'm going to stare at at it all evening. Then hopefully it will be burnt into my retinas for bedtime.

Oh holy God he's beautiful.

Anne!!!!! Anne!!!!!! Get yourself back here from your glamorous RL - this is waaaaaaaaaay better than cocktails!

Crop and zoom - the Muskewenches will know what I mean

I looked again. oooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffff

I am going to ignore the dig at Matt Smith

No really, I am getting lightheaded now. Have broken out in a sweat. Who needs cocktails?

Aww, thank you Hannah. I'm mostly Ok but I do have a short fuse/ a bit shouty. I fight it though.

Just caught up, sorry you are having such a shit time with your ex-partner/ current-dickhead. Although it hurts, it's easier just not to see them. Your DD will benefit more from having a happier, more relaxed mum and not having her dad at home than by having two stressed parents at home. Anyway, it was his instigation to break up so it was his decision. But it seems you will be better off anyway when shot of him.

Sparkle zoom in and you're halfway there

Sorry Letusprey. There's no accounting for taste.

Shit, I have so many tabs open with Santiago in the title & DS1 has just commented on them.

OMG, How many messages appeared when i was writing my last post .

Waving back to MTM and Stinkle.

Loving the PC/ Cardinal photos but who are the other pricks that have appeared and are not on the show???

Sorry, it was LetUsPrey that was thinking about me and doing absolutely nothing about it.

oh oh oh oh I LOVED Matt Smith, he was perfect. Capaldi is the only living human on planet earth who could possibly be better come close to filling those boots. How I cried on Christmas Day, from the second the opening credits rolled. Thank GOODNESS it was a quickie in the end because I was a mess!my whole family were disturbed by the noises I was making.

Haha LetUsPrey I'm glad you're on my side.

Who has been you're fave doctors so far then? Old or new or both?

He's vertical and heading for the goalmouth!!!!!

Actually none of them seem to have any chest hair so not sure what you lot are harping on about? Not a big fan myself, I'm quite hairy, I like y men smooth.