Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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It's still a mais non from me too I'm afraid Your Maj.

You just ain't pretty enough. Soz.

Oooooooooooooooooooh let us prey oooooooh!

I definitely would do all of them.

And it definitely is the leather/beards/characters.

Which is good news. This means have potential to turn any man into musketeery wench fodder.

Apply leather, hair, beard, sweat/grime, billowy shirt. Add swagger, and lots of meaningful looks etc etc.

Could it work???..

Malcolm. I hope you're going to cheer the fuck up for Sexmas Day.

Oh, I think the king may have just made my list following the Twitter pic on the previous page.

I like long hair on a man, just not when it looks like spaniel ears

No caption needed.

Morning wenches. Have been doing parenting damage limitation this morning. Having a coffee and kit kat break. I have mega tidying to do today as revision starts Monday and I will do bear minimum until the end of May slattern and DS2 has a party to go to and homework yadda yadda yadda. My mum is arriving at 5.30 to take them all for a sleepover (they are the best parents in the whole wide world) so I can out for cocktails with my uni friends - pissed posts on the bus on the way home. I will have a cocktail for each of our lovers, what do reckon? I think Aramis will be a Mojito and I love him and I love Mojitos so it all makes sense.

Enjoyed watching last night wenches, even if it was a bit random at times.

To keep the momentum, everyone must buy the box set and we will have monthly watch alongs of one episode.

Sparkle - I just never tire of looking at him. Ever.

I've come to the conclusion that this thread is far too Aramis heavy, so my job today is to Athos it up a bit

Stinkle that is because us 4 members of Team Aramis are dedicated. Plus we have some very good stalkers link-finders on our team.

Go Team A!

I'm in the mood to abuse The Cardinal today. There is no love inside me. There is actually NOTHING inside me.

I'm going to make him cry.

Seriously though surely they aren't going to head-swap the Cardinal for series 2? That would be so lame. Mazarin was the real cardinal after Richelieu. Begin the Mazarin casting...

Although I often think it is quite Athos heavy because Team A is a caring sharing team and caters for all.

MTM I am hoping mixing period and cocktails is not going to turn me into a raging loon tonight but it is entirely possible.

Arrgh, have been thwarted by a child.

She's kicked me off my own ipad so she can play Minecraft, and has now busted me looking for pics on the PC. She's so going to grass me up to DH, who will take the piss relentlessly

awww

Have found a new mine of pics on Pinterest, but DD is spying on me

That's because you're a cold hearted betch not feeling yourself.

I hope you feel better soon even though I already did nice things last night

Nyargh have to go out now.

Madame I'm with you. I think they just need to alter history a little bit and introduce Mazarin. No actor could follow Capaldi as Richelieu, he's untouchable!

Anne what a shame we aren't going out together tonight! We would have so much fun sticking pins in voodoo dolls and glowering at people! Only problem is I mutate into an obese ogre so if I was going out tonight I'd have to start trying on all the clothes I own now before hating them, throwing myself on the floor and wailing hysterically while grabbing my own blubber.

Thing is this time next week I'll be back to the delusion that I'm a total fox again. It's never ending. I dread, just absolutely DREAD to think what I'll become when my reproductive system begins the process of packing it all in.

Hannah I think I've missed something!! What is it I've missed?

SHUT UP RICHELIEU YOU SLAG AND LETS SEE IF YOU LIKE THE NEXT SIZE UP!

I will probably have a tantrum before I go out. All of my friends friebds are glamourously 20 early 30 not settled down career girls who will have been shopping all day for tonight. I am probably going to wear my best work dress and I have a very sexy pair if shoes that I am fairly certain will cripple me.

Mojitos will make up for it.

I think that's a yes?

Give me strength. I fecking hate homework, specifically trying to get children to do their homework. The amount of fucking whinging that DS1 produces is astonishing, and the huffing about how it's so unfair.

Cocktails sounds fun. I want to get dresssed up and go out and drink cocktails.

Box set due to arrive on day of release which I think is 31st March.

King still a no. Always very much a yes yes yes

I agree that the nauseatingly "nice" Team Aramis have flooded the thread with pics recently. Although if we took LetusPrey out can be easily arranged it would halve the numbers

I need to do some intensive work with my new household appliance which arrived yesterday. But later, and tmw when I am alone, I shall try to redress the balance.

The funniest part about all the sharing's caring and 'look at us, aren't we all so civil and friendly' - is that if we threw Aramis into the ring and said, go on then wenches - there would be a blood bath.

So don't get all moral high ground on the rest of us, because at least we tell it like it is. And we can look the enemy competition in the eye and know they wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire, if it meant giving up our shagging rights. We know where we stand. And who we can't trust.

Do youuuuuu?

Oh it's the he loves violent women picture. My favourite.

Anne, that shoe issue is such a bastard. I had some for a weekend away recently and wore them on the first night. BIG MISTAKE. So much pain and so many plasters. Bought. Actually I had my period then too and was sharing a room with one of my stunningly beautiful best friends. I was Hagrid in drag. Hagrid in drag with bleeding stumps for feet.