Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

I don't want us all to go , & disappear a week on Sunday. This thread has made me laugh so much been if some of it has to be inwardly. Plus I simply cannot last until beyond next friggin Christmas without LetUs' links

*been=even

Yesterday I declared I was going for a run this morning. Time to get this body ready for a Musketeer shagathon. Now however, I'm not so sure. It looks pretty ming out there. It might be trying to snow here too. White sky, very windy, and feeeerrrrrreeeezzing.

I may just stay here ignoring everything.

Erm........beard alert!

I don't see why we have to go anywhere.

Let's just see how it goes.

I hope I don't speak out of line when I say this. But I feel as though we have all bonded and now we will be friends for life. Brought together over our mutual love of perving the Musketeers. We're like the women on Bette Midler and the other one on Beaches. You're all the wind beneath my wings etc etc etc

AND as I've said a billion times before, just because the show isn't running, doesn't mean there won't be plenty to lech talk about. I say - see how it goes. But carry on regardless.

See now sparkle, that beard has added sexy to the king! He even has a random hint of Dave Grohl about him! I wonder why he's beardy though? It's like they're trying to age him a bit. Hmmmmm....

Oi Malcolm! You ignoring me or what?

I think once the series thread we should have a Pervy Wenches Anonymous thread just to keep us altogether the only problem is, where should it go? I suppose since it'll mainly be about sexy actors from Musketeers it should probably stay in here but we don't and must NEVER be invaded and over thrown by Wenches from rival clans coming in with their Game Of Thrones and their talk of Bendydick Cumbersplats!

No not ignoring you Hannah, just wish you'd like...take a wash. Yeah?

Yes Mr KingyChops has just made it way back up the shag charts....... and now...I would. Yes, yes, I think bloody would. Lots!
Hurrah! Stick another bearded body on the shag pile. I'll get to him later

Well I made a special effort for you last night. Got blisters and everything. And do I get one little word of acknowledgement?.... No!

You've changed. Something has changed. Is this because I said I didn't want to be Drinks fellow sidekick? Or is it because I'm not channelling the child catcher from Chitty Shitty Gang Bang? ... Or is this because you are bleeding and I somehow repulse you at this tom? Because I didn't invent wombs and periods you know! I didn't EAT THE FUCKING APPLE. YA KNOW!!!

Have walked the dog. Been rained on, hailed on, snowed on and got too hot under my woolly hat when the sun came out. That's living in the west for you.

I don't want to lose you all either . Although I Doubt Very Much we could maintain the current post rate we should be able to keep something going - non?

I don't mind talking about either, might even join a game of thrones thread becaus I am easily confused. But I wouldn't talk about it here.

Still no to Kingy though.

Ooh, like a tavern, where we can all meet up for a perv drink and snacks?

What would the name be?

Oh, btw has anyone seen that the muppets are going to be the next webchst?

Oh, you've all gone
Is this what it will be like?

Quick question, I posted a question on the muppet thread, now DH has said he's going to watch it at work. This is fine, but he'll know who I am now and could search... It was his question.
What do you think I should do, I haven't done anything dreadful on MN, but I'd rather keep myself to myself IySWIM?

You could ask MN to delete your post and then re-post it under a name change, and then change back to Twit for everyday MN life? I wouldn't want DH to know my MN stuff to be honest.

What will we do without them?

How would I contact them? Report myself?

Speaking of deleting posts, completely ignore that last link. It was intended for others who (for some reason) like that Norman person. I'm not entirely sure who he is and he does zero for me.

Anyway it should have been this?

Yes, report your own post and ask them to delete it.

Oh Twit! Can you kill him and dispose of the body?

Hannah I'm too weak from my ovaries being spat via my vulva with the rest of my insides to deal with your rejection issues today. Can't you see if Athos Edmonds wants a game of Kneel Or No Kneel?

LetusPrey - who is that? He has the right facial wotsits to be in 17th century France. Could he be new baddie?

We should all go on POINTY BEARD WATCH looking out for possible new bad guy replacement.

Well fine Malcolm. That. Is. Just. Fine.

LetUs I was just about to give you a WTAF? But I see you have redeemed yourself already.

He's in a programme called The Walking Dead apparently. Never watched it myself. Can't see him in The Musketeers though.