Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

'Anyone can tell a woman she is beautiful, making her believe it is where the genius lies'

Smooth

The Porthos laugh.

Silly Dog, I suspect Aramis is good at dancing though.

PHWOOAARRRR Aramis hable espanol

" any hidden weapons?"

Bonnaire is brilliant though. Great voice. And Dog,

'Terribly sorry, apparently we are' (stupid).

Right listen up you hormonal biatches. I finished my totm last week. So why? WHY? Am I feeling the donkey punch of pmt too huh?!

Stop it! Just stop it will you. We are all getting too intertwiney and intuney with each other. Yesterday we all had verbal diarrhoea and were full of plans. This morning we were all upbeat, if a little feisty. And now, the proverbial shit, is hitting the emotional/pita fan.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!! Sobs into prosecco.

Stupid heys.

Percy Porthos

:(

How do you lot keep up this posting rate? It's as much as I can do to keep up with reading it! (And sniggering gently in the corner,much to the disapproval of DH.)

Can I go on the spreadsheet for whichever Musketeer is free? (Not fussy, me. Though MTM et al can keep the Cardinal, and the King's only good for comedy value.) Actually, can I clarify that to whichever of the four main characters and the captain are free? I noticed some tragic haircuts amongst the musketextras in the last episode, and would hate to end up with one of those on accident

Sadly I can't come on the coach trip - they make me hurl. Will have to fly instead.

I can't join in the viewing tonight

Yeah, Bonaire is funny, but a wanker in the end.

Ooh I'd likevtomsit up there porthos

Hahaha, Nostradamus.

If DH comes to bed, I'll have to go .

SO MUCH CRYING! Bloody sport relief.

Hells bell Aramis has just crossed himself AGAIN .

I'm going to have to go confession at this rate

I'm back but I'm not caught up. I'm going to stick something on the iplayer on iPad for DS2 to watch then I can go and empty the dishwasher and start filling it again which I should have done about five hours ago, then chivvy DS1 to brush teeth and theeeennnnn Musketeers await me.

If only.

Fighty fighting!

Haha, I was just going to post the Nostradus comment.

Aramis likes to be polite - I do like a gentleman.

'Any one else?'

Me me me

But poor Porthos is about to get hurt, but at least we get to see Aramis in shirt doing some sewing.

Ohhhh just saw the 'anyone else' bit.

Oo ooh he's so masterful...

Uh oh, Athos on the Merlot