Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

Thank you all. Sparkle that is indeed a lovely picture.

Sport Relief just put everything in persoective.

DH has just decided to watch a film based on the fact that Mila Kunis is in it. I feel better about my perving now.

Enjoying the Musketeers.

Aaaaaaaw Stinky thank you!

I'm crying at everything. I'm bleeding my insides out though so a lot of today and yesterday has been hormonal.

Oh I love Davina! I would be prepared to share Athos with Davina. And her husband Matthew can rock a bit of facial hair lucky caaah .

I've watched 1&7, may watch 8 again but will spend a short while looking at 'other' tv to remind myself that it exists. I have also noticed that Sherlock is now on lovefilm (at least I think so) so might have to watch one of those.

Mind you, it's pelting it down here and the wind is in the right direction to knock my broadband out so who knows.

But which one anne? Or did you not mean watching....
My 12year old has just brought me ibuprofen and water for my tummy ache and headache.
mtm are we... synchronised? will this happen to us all eventually?

A FB friend of mine is FB friends with Davina. She liked one of my comments once Actually I have no idea how he's friends with her. I should find out.

Yay, Sherlock is on lovefilm. See you shortly.

Oh oh oh, I can't recall who is watching The Borgias with me but it is in Sunday at 10pm on Pick - don't even know if I have that channel.

Glad kids are in bed Anne. It will be ok.

Twit, no, I am genuinely excited. Really looking forward to Thorpe park tomorrow.

Oh I might go to bed and watch but not sure yet.

Oblomov have a great time.

I have just started 3 with the one off Bridget Jones. (Have already watched first 2 today!)

Am about 10 mins in, DS1 came in & has got reeled in

Twit I was quite pleased with myself finding the new Santiago one, it's usually LetUs who dishes the goods.

Oooooh, "ANYONE ELSE?!" from Aramis

Oops, sorry, I think it was the short sentences what confused me, I do that a lot when I'm being sarcastic.
I hope you have a great time.

Can you pause and visit the loo for a few minutes?
More importantly, can you still perv?

One second one second are you watching episode 3. Going to bed now.

And is that the ' commodities ' one?

Oh Jesus - amateurs! Of course it's the Commodities one!

I am on 3. I am up to bouffant Athos.

Phew that's better, he's greasy now.

I'm going to find it hard to pause without an excuse for DS1. He is 15 so I can't flannel.

Well it doesn't say episode three alright?

So are we ready?

But don't you nee d a shit? A cup of tea?
And what about the perving?

I'm waiting for you to say go anne
Anyone else?

Twit I have just clicked play- are you ready?

I can still perve though.

Go go go.

Yay!
And we're off. Please excuse typos and/or iPad malfunctions in my following posts.

I bet Aramis could make even me feel beautiful.