Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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part six

Me too anne. Lovely.

Athos: I am going to pretend I didn't hear that.

Hi AnotherHelen, good luck getting a word in tonight with the viewathon.

I can't watch either.

I am going offline to watch Stella.

Malcolm, I hope your womb feels better. If I was there I would give you a lovely tit massage to take your mind off it, whilst pouring prosecco down your neck and feeding you handmade chocolates. The Cardinal would be behind me, banging me senseless for your viewing pleasure. Being that he isn't quite that dirty. But he still wants to make you suffer/enjoy yourself at this 'difficult' time.

Big hugz Hun xxxx

Laterz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooxxxxxxxxxx

I don't know where to look, Aramis or Porthos.

What about meeee Hannah?

I will look at Aramus and you look at Porthos.

Richelieu face, 'you fucking moron'

Aww, sleepy Porthos and moody Athos.

Look, it's noel edmonds! Look!

Coming up to the wine.

Yeah nothing will come between us like you killing my brother and then me having you hung.

"My husband wouldn't approve of you receiving women alone in the house"

Noooooo, not unless it's you eh Constance?

Ugh, knowing what bnairs talking about makes everything he says awful...

Doh, Dog!

I love the look Aramis just gave D'Art when he drew his gun.

I'll keep you company Porthos....

I feel so sorry for Porthos he looks gutted he can't help them.

I think I would go bonnaires wife.

Love smug Dog.

Yes Portos!!!!

The sound when he rips his stitches

Someone give Porthos a gun.

Right then Twit, I was about to say something nice albeit - why you needy, you got viewathon? but after the Noel Edmonds comment.

You can kiss my Cardinals ring piece.

Owed it to her courage ... Fucking odious bastard.

Aramis shows her respect though, despite everything.

Aramis wants to be a priest. He has deep morals.