Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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part four

part five

part six

Well. Sperm can be procured if needs be. The main this is that you (and DD) aren't stuck in a crap relationship. Nothing is worth that.

Musketeers don't answer back, tell you they hate you and slam their bedroom door on a daily basis.

They follow their orders

What's not to like?

My biggun's 13th birthday is bearing down on me worryingly fast. Not only does it mean I'm old enough to have a 13 year old child, I also remember what an absolute horror I was from the age of about 13 - 20ish and I'm scared

I've got an impending 13 year old. I too am scared.

What could possibly make me feel better?

Musketeers don't play Minecraft. This is all we need to know.

Look at the plus points?

She can make me cups of tea and go to the shop for milk. I don't have to take her swimming, read to her or take her to the park. High school doesn't have a dreaded PTA and I can pinch her mascara when I run out.

I have an excuse to go to the cinema to watch Star Trek and Thor and The Hobbit and stuff like that with DS1 as my willing company.

As far as independence goes, he's fairly hopeless at home compared to school and would probably die of thirst waiting for someone to bring him a glass of milk rather than think to get one himself. DS2 would probably just step over me if I was incapacitated to get to the fridge/cupboard.

Twit I apologise I forgot Porthos was your first choice, I kept thinking it was Aramis. Good old Mr Long And Wide.

Well I am glad we are still in this subject. Took DC to school event, DS3 lasted about 20 mins before he wanted to leave, then he wanted to back in ad infinitum until interval at which point I desperately called DH to find out where he is and left the other two with their friends and lovely parents and brought him home. I need to get him out if the pushchair and changed to bed without waking him and instead I am sitting in the bog crying.

Someone please send me Musketeer - but I need one that cares about my shit.

Awww Anne, have a Musketeer of your choice. Aramis is good with little one's is he not?

Leave him in the pushchair a while, it won't hurt. Have a glass one and come up with a plan.

I do have a bottle of wine actually but it isn't chilled and I don't think I can wait so will have me some coffee and chocolate.

I just cried at the school too when a year 4/5 girl sang a Katherine Jenkins song - it is the time of the month though.

Aww Anne definitely leave him where he is and go and get a coffee and some chocolate. Slummy mummy over here would remove shoes, coat and trousers and let him sleep in his clothes

Put the wine in the freezer now, won't take long to chill

I cried when DS and his year signed a verse to one of the Christmas songs for the mum of a deaf boy in their class

He is in bed, he actually went with no problem thankfully. He also ran across a road today. It has just been a real effort today.

I don't want to mess up the rota though so I reckon Porthos, he is actually just really nice isn't he to his wenches and widows. Is that ok Twit, one night only.

I cry at Away in a Manger every year at the school Christmas concert

Oh Stinky, every time, every SINGLE time.

By the way wenches Dog did a sport relief visit somewhere so he might be on tonight.

It was to my house! He was helping support my boobs when I was on the running machine.

Awww Anne, just for you:

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Though LetUs & Twit can also look

I think I read somewhere that there were no TV cameras with him when Dog visited that hospice. I've only seen on still pic.

MTM. Peter Capaldi in his speedos again?

I love Christmas plays.
I live it majorly.
I don't like kids generally. Not other peoples . Not my own they much!!

Watched 1, 2 and 3.

Dh had announced he's not going out. So no more 4,5 and 6. Not pleased.

Pours herself second glass of wine....

Will not be here for chat tomorrow.
Won annual passes for Thorpe park on mn. Going as a family tomorrow. Can't wait.

Oh Anne

Sit down in this comfy chair, surrounded by rose petals, in this luxurious, opulent boudoir, bathed in flattering candlelight.....

D'art is going to tenderly massage your feet for you. Porthos is giving you a lovely neck rub using his willy a bit . Aramis is singing Enrique - I could be your hero baby, whilst seductively dancing in front of you - which may or may not descend into a lap dance, depending on how your mood goes. And Athos is bringing you an endless supply of crisp chilled wine, and generally supporting the rest of them. He's staying back because he knows he doesn't really do it for you, and let's face it, nobody does wine like Athos.

So sit back, relax, close your eyes and let the Muskelove wash over you...........

anne of course you may have him. We are the sharing caring Aramis team are we not? Unlike those Athos and cardinal ones
My 2y/o keeps running off and over roads, this is why I regularly body slam him back into the pushchair.

I've got a ds coming up to 13 too. and a 15 year old but we won't talk about that because it makes me feel old

So is anyone watching or not? If so, when and which one?

My DH has decided his not going out as well - it's raining. Big girls blouse.

Sky+ was ready, wine was ready, Malteasers we're stashed at the back of the cupboard ready, kids bribed to watch a DVD in bed.

Not happy

oblomov you sound thrilled about your day out
hannah you're right, no one whines like Athos.
Ooh, nice sparkle