Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Let's keep this short

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

Scriptwriters, listen up:

• the Gobbys. Back together pronto.
• Hestembe. Make it happen.
• 6tl. Concrete overcoat.
• Fakey Freya. Just...no. Stop it.

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I heard him on the radio this week talking about his books - apparently someone else has written 50 Sheds of Grey. It all happens in the potting shed.

Cardboard Alan didn't talk back. Very rude.

I'd have died.

DD2 is having a strop because I won't let her watch my little pony.

What is going on with the foam finger?

A cardboard Alan sounds preferable to the real thing.

So she isn't a biochemist, she is a direction-pointer, and he is channelling Del-Boy.

I love that Gobby still eats all day.

Impressive. Gobby put the whole biscuit in her gob.

He's selling shit perfume?

I recognise this woman?

Perfume for the burnt toast?!

Bet it smells like cat-pee.

What's with the backing music?

It's like a rom-com

Someone is going to get a nasty reaction to the perfume, aren't they?

Oops- it's the Bill.

Oh bless Heston and Mrs T. They understand loneliness. I still long for Hestembe to be a reality.

It's all coming together now. Granny is going to give the game away.

Oh what a coincidence - the old lady was her Granny.

Hestembe , we can but dream.

I need some varnish stripping. Maybe I could borrow the perfume.

Isn't it a shame that 6tl only realised she had a husband after he had been dead a year?

Oh ffs- it's Widows Anonymous.

Get over it!

Pot Noodle!

Yep, the itching has started.

Bingo Raahh!! Neck rash from the perfume!

Hurrah! Finally FOD remembers she was only with Freya 5 minutes!

Hello random receptionist who suddenly has lines but we will never hear about again! Yet both Mrs T and Gobby are on reception at the Mill.

Almost bingo Anne. Urine and rat poison in the perfume.