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Friday 4:10pm s4 e1

It wasn't shown on ITV2 but Joe said to the caller 'here is my c#nt of a wife'. It really sounded like he was talking to a woman/girl friend. The story is that it was his driver . There is a link below with Andy Cohen asking Teresa about it. Their kids were saying last week 'daddy has his own room'.

My oh and I sleep apart when a drink/snoring issue arises.

that phonecall sounded well dodgy. Obviously it was either OW or dodgy business dealings/hiding assets from bailiffs.
rumors are rife of him having affairs/love children and the accusations of Danielle about him being an alcoholic are ringing truer by the day.

Omg Jaqueline needs to realise how thin she is, she's thinner than she's ever been, she needs to stop with the 'I feel so fat' comments.

I've started watching it again from the beginning. I'm on series 2 and I'm wondering how I'd forgotten how crazy Danielle was! The 'fight' with her and Teresa at the fashion show was incredible. Teresa was so much cooler back then as well.

Why does everybody in housewives think that speaking in a foreign language (italian in Joe's case or very bad french in the duchess of NY) is an unbreakable code. Do they not realise they are micked up and it will be subtitled?

Danielle was crazy as a box of frogs, I had to laugh at the dodgy geezer just out of prison who she used to get to escort her everywhere for "protection". Even funnier were the confused and faces of the burly mates he had with him when she used to cry and winge about how mean people were to her. The guy who was around after the Dina conversation clearly thought she was a loon.

Danielle was so crazy but I think...also starting to see that she was on the money about a few things, like qazxc said. Is it possible to be right on calling people out for their indiscretions/bad behaviour/nastiness AND STILL be completely bonkers?

I don't know. I think all the crazy stuff she did completely overshadowed anything else she had to say. It's her children I feel sorry for. They both seem affected by her antics and sometimes the older one says stuff that sounds as unaware as her mother ('I'm really beautiful' type of thing).

I also read that she signed a deal to be a stripper in 2011 but since backed out.

Oh god I really felt sorry for her kids too.
What about when she had the sweet sixteen birthday party and used it to score cheap points against her ex husband and his new wife.

I've just been watching that one! And the way she was constantly thanking him for coming and hugging/kissing him in front of the new wife! She is ridiculous. I also thought she clearly wore her old engagement ring for his/new wife's benefit. All that crap she told her kids about moving on was bollocks.

Yes, she dug out her old engagement ring and made a big show of it. She also was saying "oh it's lovely and MUCH bigger than the one he gave his new wife, although I'm quite sure she's satisfied with what she has" smirky face.

I'm now watching the one where she's lecturing Chrisine about sex and she's going the complete wrong way about it. Even the receptionist in the clinic is giving her a wtf look

That all needed to be said and was a long time coming. Caroline's kids and husband were so lovely. Why was Jacqueline pretending to sleep?

Yes I didn't get why Jaqueline was trying to make out she could not hear them (well Theresa mainly) screeching about a foot away from her. She seems to be entirely under Theresa's spell.
How did Joe sort out alternative flights so quick? What are they going to do with the massive bus thing, just leave it there? surely none of them were driving they were pissed as farts.

Jaqueline behaved very immaturely imo, she could have just sat back like Mellisa did.

Jacqueline should have excused herself and gone to bed. She didn't have Caroline's back. Her only input was to stick up for Teresa.

The rest of the group weren't leaving until the next day.

Jacqueline should have excused herself and gone to bed. She didn't have Caroline's back. Her only input was to stick up for Teresa.

The rest of the group weren't leaving until the next day.

Jacqueline should have excused herself and gone to bed. She didn't have Caroline's back. Her only input was to stick up for Teresa.

The rest of the group weren't leaving until the next day.

soz

Ugh, Kathy (martyr) and Jacqueline (overgrown little girl act) are both SO annoying! I think I'm over New Jersey...

I like Kathy. She has a good heart. I'd get the rage if anyone grabbed my face like that. She kept doing it .

I see Dina is back. She his behind Caroline with the Danielle thing. Her and Tre are made for each other. I know they made 4 but I don't know about 5.

Tre is hardly a model of virtue, but have gone off Caroline in a major way this series. She completely over reacted to some merely irritating comments in the infamous cook book and has remained defiantly intransigent in her fury. While claiming the moral high ground at every available opportunity.

Not to mention her pronouncements re Albie not having time for a relationship, trying to dictate how he lives his life. Obviously stemming from pure jealousy at the thought of her pfb son sharing his affections with another woman, dressing it up as concern for his welfare.

She really has shown a different side lately

And yes, Kathy is far from the angel she would like us to believe. She is a huge martyr and master of passive aggression.

She can stir like no one else too, while affecting the 'who, me?' air

I had a right giggle at Joe saying to the other husbands when they were saying but "but our wives get offered loads of money by magazine to talk about slag off Teresa; they just say no". He was "They should take it!", he was truly incredulous that anyone would turn down 50K.
Either he has a thick skin/doesn't give a stuff what anybody thinks or else he doesn't care at all about his wife getting bad press. Considering he has been caught on camera referring to her as "my cunt of a wife" it could be either.

Caroline spent that episode describing herself not Teresa.