Am I the only one who is excited about TOWIE returning later?

[Fairylea]

Dh would have me believe I am :) he absolutely hates it with a passion!

I, on the other hand, can't bloody wait! It's my guilty pleasure.

Well they were a bit hard to miss weren't they! Epic boobies.

I feel sorry for Chloe. She is going to end up heartbroken.

Yy! Where was Lydia kicking off about Amy childs? Boring!

I know, ridiculous. As much as I don't like her, Lauren Goodger was a lot more entertaining. I'd much prefer to have her back than Lydia.

Did anyone else notice Ricky's face behind a crying Gemma? I wondered if he was making fun of Gemma from the faces he was pulling - although it could've been entirely innocent.

I think Elliot is really hot but if he brought me back to flat after a date, I'd have to make my excuses and leave. Hideous decor.

Oh Lydia, I hope you'll have more storylines than fake Arg drama. No one could possibly believe she'd go back to him so I'm not sure what she'll do. Who is she friends with now that Lucy and the other girl (whose name I can't remember - Danni? Kissed Charlie King) are long gone?

Yes, Cheb it looked like he was mocking her. Maybe I'm just biased against him but he seems an immature nasty pasty.

Arg is on This Morning.

I guess Lydia will be friends with Jess?

I wish it had been Lauren G too!

I thought Lydia would tell Arg off! She just stood there.

Grace and Lewis make me heave. If he's such a cheat and his ex is still on the scene why is she so desperate to get with him? Desperate.
I noticed Georgia had a matching bikini this episode - finally. Maybe the cast had a whip-round

BRING BACK LAUREN G! x

PS Remember when Lauren G warned Chloe that Lauren P was a weirdo with no mates? And Chloe told Lauren P so the laurens fell out.

Think Lauren G may have been right x

They're grown women. Why don't they just have a chat.

Lauren P: I'm just sad you felt you couldn't tell me

Chloe: im sorry you feel that way, we just wanted to keep it to ourselves so we could work out what was happening. It was complicated with Charlie being his best friend and everything.

Lauren: ok, well I'm sorry for over reacting.

All sorted.

Arg is on! Talking about his naked selfie

I don't like Jasmine but thought georgia doing that so public was really mean

But Wowser, if they reacted normally it wouldn't be anywhere near as entertaining!

Lauren G does need to come back, she can be friends with Lydia again. Lauren G she was right about the Wright family.

You're right Alpaca !

Chloe is a mean cow. Boo Hoo to you. I never liked her and each time she is on she proves my gut instinct was bang on.

I'd far rather see Cara & Billie back than Lauren G. Without the Mark Wright dramas Lauren has absolutely nothing to do - her last couple of series felt like she was desperately trying to drag storylines/ romances out of nowhere.

And if Lydia is going to get back with / have dramas with an ex, I'd rather see them with Tom Kilbey than Arg. Surely all the arguments with Arg have been played out many times by now.

Oh, and Wowser - I completely agree with you re: Ricky. It's a shame last night was last in the series because now Gemma can't have a massive onscreen go at him. It's the one argument where I'd be completely on her side

I miss Billie and Cara.

Me too, Monkey. They had funny, silly moments but could bring the drama and conflict when needed.

I think Cara was charged with drink driving, never to be seen again after that.

I dreamt that Ricky died of a drugs overdose last night!!

Charlie isn't 6ft. He didn't look much taller than me and I'm only 5'7". His hair was shit and so were his clothes but he looked v v clean and had nice skin and teeth.

Is it just me it does everyone think Jess looks a lot older than she is?

Jess has had her cut like her Mum's. Why?

Yes, Cara was in court for drink driving and Billie is now a fully fledged wag, as she's in a relationship with Andy Carroll. So they won't be back. Still really disappointed Sam is leaving. I really like Jess's new hair. She suits it short and it looks loads better than those horrible extensions.

I'm always surprised that Jess is only 28, I think she looks older than me and I'm 32.

I thought Charlie didn't look 6ft. He is a fibber!

I am inclined to think that the storylines for Jess are numbered and it won't be long before we bid her goodbye. I won't be sorry as she's gone dullsville lately.

I don't think we will ever have the good old days and dramas of the Mark, Lauren and Sam hoo-ha. They were the best.

I despise Arg and his crazy false laugh.

Ferne is pissing me off too, prancing around in her undies "look at me! look at me!"

Chloe and Lauren P - meh! What a pair of drama queens.

I thought Carol's poem was sweet. My Mum would never in a million years write me a poem.

Gemma looked pretty this episode, healthier looking somehow. So funny when all the girls were standing listening to Dani on the phone to Lockie.

I hope Georgia and Grace aren't in the next series. They're annoying.

WTAF is going on with Elliot's flat it's AWFUL!