Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Have A Little Patience

[MsNobodyAgain]

(This is a thread for all fans of the daily BBC1 soap, Doctors. BBC1, 1.45pm)

Finally patience has paid off and MN is back up I have got off my backside and it is time for a new thread.

Now all we need are some patients, with WTF problems so we can enjoy the madness that is Doctors. A bit of detective work, home visits galore and a touch of marriage counselling thrown in and we will be truly happy.

Mrs T has elbowed Gobby out of the way and reminded her that hotpants are not suitable attire for rrrrrrrreception and Doc-tah Cah-tah will be talking to her later.

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Oh, ffs FOD.

I'm sorry, but get a grip.

Oh. I'd forgotten that, Anne.

It could just be a huge ruse, to pretend to be dead- claim the insurance- and them Kev could afford laser removal of the massive FREYA tattoo on his back?

Lionel Blair doing an interview about doctors!

I bet lionel has old copies od give us a clue on video and watches them on loop.

I thought it was on his bum?

But yes, that would be an excellent use of the insurance money.

Most characters leave doctors, and are never mentioned again .

It's quite strange how long we've had to put up with FOD mooning over Freya(who)

Did give us a clue used to be on after pebble mill ?

curlyclaz.

How I hated that programme. All that pointing. No need for it.

Was it his bum?? ooh, removal would be painful

It was on his back Anne.

Really? I was convinced it was on his bum. Must be my mind playing tricks.

Ok, according to this article it is definitely his bum.

And this article describes how it happened.

For the record, I'm not obsessed with Kev's bum.

If we were talking about TBFE's bum it would be a different matter.

I thought it was his bum too, but don't care that much

We have never seen Kev's arse! It was on his lower back.

And if it was on his arse the tatooist missed a trick by not using Kev's arse crack to form part of the letter 'Y'.

Read the links MsN! You can't argue with "What's On TV"!!

By lower back, did you mean very very lower back? I.e. his buttocks?

No.

Don't make me get my out.

You are in denial. Your lovely Kev has a bum tattoo.

Todays headline:

"The man I love has another womans name tattoed on his bum"

[Daily Mail sad face]

(There may be an apostrophe fail in there just so the pedants can gloat)

Said it yesterday and would just like to reiterate CAN'T STAND LOIS/FREYA!! I sky plus Doctors and watch it every evening and today I simply fast forwarded any scenes with Lois/Freya - she is spoiling Doctors for me :(;(;(;(
Love Gobby Plod think I have a crush on him (swoon) %)

Has Jeremy Kyle been on the phone yet, MsN?