Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Have A Little Patience

[MsNobodyAgain]

(This is a thread for all fans of the daily BBC1 soap, Doctors. BBC1, 1.45pm)

Finally patience has paid off and MN is back up I have got off my backside and it is time for a new thread.

Now all we need are some patients, with WTF problems so we can enjoy the madness that is Doctors. A bit of detective work, home visits galore and a touch of marriage counselling thrown in and we will be truly happy.

Mrs T has elbowed Gobby out of the way and reminded her that hotpants are not suitable attire for rrrrrrrreception and Doc-tah Cah-tah will be talking to her later.

Regulars please sign in. Hello to all lurkers. Newcomers please join, all welcome.

[curlyclaz13]

MsNo oven glove on bed to stop his rogue hand strangling himself.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Isn't she? Bugger.

at strangling by Sooty!

[Raahh]

It was the not talking, msN- he was plotting something.

And Matthew Corbett- well, he was an odd one.

[MsNobodyAgain]

Is this meant to be funny because I'm laughing here.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

All ventriloquists are bonkers. It is a medical fact.

[Raahh]

it's probably utterly tragic.

But obviously quite funny.

[MsNobodyAgain]

Another shit nylon blouse on 6tl. Anyone got a match?

[Raahh]

Anne- Corbett didn't even try- Sooty didn't speak

I never trusted Roger De Courcey and Nooky bear. For excellent reasons.

[curlyclaz13]

Dp is researching alien hand syndrome.

[Raahh]

All of 6tl's blouses are exactly the same style in different colours.

She knows what she likes. But not necessarily what suits.

Oh, it's going badly for Al.

[MrsReiver]

I studied anarchic/alien hand syndrome at uni! It is horrible for patients, and like he says, incurable.

[Raahh]

I have decided all the 70's/80's ventriloquist types were up to something. Rod Hull? He lived in a pink windmill, ffs.

[curlyclaz13]

Work visit incoming. BINGO !

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Yes, but Sue did, and that was Corbett too (shatters Raahh's illusions).

[Raahh]

Sue

all kinds of wrong.

[MsNobodyAgain]

Didn't Rod Hull die in bizarre circumstances. Fell off his roof fixing an aerial or something?

[MrsReiver]

Mr Hyde fancies Zach!

[MrsReiver]

Spot on MrsN.

[Raahh]

Who is this woman? I recognise her from somewhere (probably Doctors).

[Raahh]

MsN- he did. I didn't laugh.

[MsNobodyAgain]

Does he fancy Zach? Didn't see that coming.

[MsNobodyAgain]

"You're clearly in two minds about this"

Arf!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

This is a very WTF episode - both the patient story and the Al story.

[Raahh]

Mr Hyde.

I know this is really horrible and very sad but still ...wtf??!

[curlyclaz13]

Is anyone at either surgery Chris is doing a work visit saving alien hand mans job. The rest are doing role play, there are no receptionists either !