Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Have A Little Patience

[MsNobodyAgain]

(This is a thread for all fans of the daily BBC1 soap, Doctors. BBC1, 1.45pm)

Finally patience has paid off and MN is back up I have got off my backside and it is time for a new thread.

Now all we need are some patients, with WTF problems so we can enjoy the madness that is Doctors. A bit of detective work, home visits galore and a touch of marriage counselling thrown in and we will be truly happy.

Mrs T has elbowed Gobby out of the way and reminded her that hotpants are not suitable attire for rrrrrrrreception and Doc-tah Cah-tah will be talking to her later.

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MsNo oven glove on bed to stop his rogue hand strangling himself.

Isn't she? Bugger.

at strangling by Sooty!

It was the not talking, msN- he was plotting something.

And Matthew Corbett- well, he was an odd one.

Is this meant to be funny because I'm laughing here.

All ventriloquists are bonkers. It is a medical fact.

it's probably utterly tragic.

But obviously quite funny.

Another shit nylon blouse on 6tl. Anyone got a match?

Anne- Corbett didn't even try- Sooty didn't speak

I never trusted Roger De Courcey and Nooky bear. For excellent reasons.

Dp is researching alien hand syndrome.

All of 6tl's blouses are exactly the same style in different colours.

She knows what she likes. But not necessarily what suits.

Oh, it's going badly for Al.

I studied anarchic/alien hand syndrome at uni! It is horrible for patients, and like he says, incurable.

I have decided all the 70's/80's ventriloquist types were up to something. Rod Hull? He lived in a pink windmill, ffs.

Work visit incoming. BINGO !

Yes, but Sue did, and that was Corbett too (shatters Raahh's illusions).

Sue

all kinds of wrong.

Didn't Rod Hull die in bizarre circumstances. Fell off his roof fixing an aerial or something?

Mr Hyde fancies Zach!

Spot on MrsN.

Who is this woman? I recognise her from somewhere (probably Doctors).

MsN- he did. I didn't laugh.

Does he fancy Zach? Didn't see that coming.

"You're clearly in two minds about this"

Arf!

This is a very WTF episode - both the patient story and the Al story.

Mr Hyde.

I know this is really horrible and very sad but still ...wtf??!

Is anyone at either surgery Chris is doing a work visit saving alien hand mans job. The rest are doing role play, there are no receptionists either !