This Morning-"rumpologist"

[petal2008]

Day off and watching crap daytime tv. I've seen it all now-a woman telling people's future and personality from their arse!! Good God

Complete and utter bollocks.

And Holly's hair looks weird and stringy.

Lauren Harries had quite a spotty bottom didnt she?

They were very bland predictions weren't they

She has someone important in her life.......

I think Dermot's face at the end said it all!

The only thing this article has achieved is for me to get off mine and do something useful. Telly off.

I did feel a bit sorry for the charlatan "rumpologist" though... Dermot isn't as good at pretending to take things seriously as Holly.

Do you think the polo neck is working on Dermott?

I'm undecided. Could be my undying love for him messing up my ability to judge his appearance.

Damn This Morning, how I love and hate thee in equal measures.