Celebrity Big Brother Thread 3 - I wouldn't want to be the cleaner in that house

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Hope you don't mind me starting the next thread - the old one was dangerously close to full.

Get your eye bleach out ready for this evening!

I am off to bed. Nightmares beckon I think.......

nanite sparkling sweet dreams

She's trying to provoke him isn't she?

yeah anne she was after a bit of drama

Can I ask about Jim? Never ever found him funny, hate his racist sexist type of comedy and his Thatcher loving toryism. But, when everyone on here keeps saying they want him to show his 'true colours', what are they talking about? Has he got form for violence or aggression?

He has a history of domestic violence which he makes jokes about in his autobiographies.

"We’re like a couple of boxers. On the first occasion, I poked her in the eye by accident. I actually went for the mouth. Thank heaven I missed, I’d have fallen in. I just took a playful punch. Unfortunately I caught her completely wrong. The second time I gave her a shiner. I threw a bunch of keys which whacked her in the eye. Just for a giggle she kept blackening it up to make it look worse." Jim Davidson, The Full Monty (1993)

OMFG I'm watching 40mins behind and am just up to the pole dancing bit what on earth??

I should just fast forward but feel the need to keep watching the horrors of Lee and Lionel

do it lottie save yourself please

I'm just catching up with the thread, loving the 2 corrections of "suck" one after the other

When Lionel tried to play "the master" I just wanted to curl up and die!

And Jim with the horrible bum crack comment, what the hell?

Jim has found self control, I'll give him that, I bet if Jasmine was his wife she would've had a slap by now!

I hated him before he went in the house but judging how he is in there he is very good at walking away from an argument and refusing to get embroiled.
Kudos for that alone.

do you know even though Lee is a groping pervy slug I would like luisa to go on wednesday Jasmine would have nobody to wind her up

I-have-no-words.

I am watching it on +1.

Oh. My. God.

This is the sleaziest thing I have ever seen.

Are they trying to kill Lionel?

I'm watching it too - it's horrible!!

I really liked lee when CBB started. I can't stand him now.

Oh god. Vom

watching it on catch up. OMG... I am speechless! Have they all been fed magic mushrooms or something? What posesses them?!
Hang on... just got that they haven't been drinking... bloody hell...

I haven't watched every programme, but I do find the emphasis on the younger residents very dull. They seem to have absolutely nothing of interest to say. Much as I dislike Jim he does seem capable of carrying on a coherent conversation with another person, and I confess to feeling a bit sorry for him when he went outside for a bit of shut-eye only to be followed by Jasmine. Does Luisa still have the cake business?

I wonder if anybody will complain to channel 5 it really was grim wasnt it , cant wait for bbbots tomorrow

I've just finished watching it. Now lying in bed having flashbacks. I think Lionel forgot he was on the telly.

My 11 year old came through to ask me something and I quickly paused it, it paused exactly on Lees crotch. Ds must have wondered wtf I was watching! I think I managed to switch channels before he could make out what it was.

Definitely an all time low, shouldn't be surprised with C5 right enough. These house mates are something else.

Ollie and Sam are so bloody sweet. They'd make a lovely couple. Ollie is stunning!

World war 5? What happened to 3 and 4?

Sam is so dull in this environment though. I am sure she's a very nice person but I had forgotten she was in it until they gave her that task.

I think it's because she gets no airtime though. They don't show anyone having normal conversations because there is so much madness. So you'd think she was just spending all day not speaking which clearly can't be the case.

. Ollie is stunning!

he is beautiful isn't he, I am wondering though is he modeling a M IC range of onsies and socks all night clothes seem to be union jacks

I agree - Ollie is exquisite.

He achieves the impossible - he is an adult and looks good in a onesie.

oh mrsjay I should have taken your advice...I can't get those awful images out of my head now!

Jasmine is really trying to wind Jim up. I wish BBOTS was on tonight!