Celebrity Big Brother Thread 3 - I wouldn't want to be the cleaner in that house

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Hope you don't mind me starting the next thread - the old one was dangerously close to full.

Get your eye bleach out ready for this evening!

Well done Anne I was being lazy and hoping someone else would do this!

Next time I'm in an argument I'm going to tell the person my GCSE grades, insult their family members and then give them a hug.

No, that's fine.

I seem to be behind you lot, even though I watched last night's live.

Am I missing something?

I watched BBBots afterwards limited they showed stuff on there

Me too. I saw more than I wanted on the screens behind the presenters about tonight. God knows what it is going to be like once it is edited.

Hello all. Ooh what's happening tonight?

PVC and bondage.

oh god it is a sex party channel 5 is going to show a SEX PARTY

We need a [vomit face]

Snog, marry, avoid - Dappy, Lee, Jim

i sometimes use as a vom face but it isnt the same

Oh thorn don't.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, sorry!

oh the dilemma thorn

OK i will play along dont judge me

AVOID LEE

Marry Dappy say i had slept with 10 blokes one night he would think i was a slag and divorce me

and Snog jim [where is the vom face]

I would snog Dappy, Marry Jim and Avoid Lee.

Jim will have divorce lawyers on speed dial he's been married so often. It would be over with quickly.

did we really think we would actually consider Jim davidson an option, anything to avoid lee from blue

Yes we did, mrsjay. I am hanging my head in shame. But anything was better than Lee. Surely we won't be judged?

we wont anne I am sure

Let's never speak of it again.

we are amongst BB friends here it is fine

I'm off to work. I trust you will all give me an explicit run down,

Expect lots of posts saying "Yeugghh!" and "Oh my eyes!", Lighthouse.