Octonaut romances...

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milk · 14/12/2013 14:02

Before you think I have no life: My DS is obsessed with the Octonauts lately, so while he has been unwell I have spent days watching back to back episodes. While watching it has occurred to me...

The Octonauts are made up of 6 men (Barnacles, Kwazii, Peso, Inkling, Shellington, Tunip) and 2 women (Tweak and Dashi).

If 2 romances would take place, who would they be with?

Tweak would get with Kwazii, and Dashi would get with Shellington.

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milk · 14/12/2013 14:03

Barnacles wouldn't get with anyone as all Star Trek Captains are single!

Peso is too much of a pussy.

Inkling is too old.

and Tunip is more like the ships pet.

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Hellocleaveland · 14/12/2013 14:29

Captain Barnacles has had them both. But he is the James Bond of the ocean so that is to be expected. He is also a gentleman so would never kiss and tell.

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milk · 14/12/2013 15:16

This is why Tweak's and Dashi's bedrooms are on different floors of the Octopod! And the way Tweak refers to Barnacles as "Cap" is obviously a pet name. And the way Dashi says to Barnacles "Already on it captain!"... yes Dashi, you have already been on it!!!

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TwoLeftSocks · 14/12/2013 15:24

How do you know Tweak and Dashi aren't already at it?

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milk · 14/12/2013 15:40

You mean a threesome?

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TwoLeftSocks · 14/12/2013 15:48

Nope. Just the two of them. CBeebies has been somewhat lacking in lesbian cross-species submariner storylines lately.

youbethemummylion · 14/12/2013 15:57

Peso is gay im sure and is having a fling with Shellington who is currently exploring his sexuality

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