REVENGE season 3 starts on 6th January 2014!

[ZingLovesNolanRoss]

oh yes!, the scheming and whispering and all the twists and tricks are back soon!

I can't wait!

Have lurked a bit her as noone I know irl watches- they do not know what they are missing!

Have just watched Mondays episode and of all the nutty cliffhangers, the Jack's mother thing must be up there with the best/most bonkers! Seriously, how would that even work. And this is from someone who happily nods along to the rest of the nuttiness!

Now all we need is saint Declan and David Clarke to appear

ok so St Declan is alive.
David Clarke is also Margaueaueax's father or brother or husband or son

Takeda didn't really die, he is in rehab.

Amanda is Emily and Emily is Nolan.
Patrick is Carl's actual dad, Jack is a serial killer, Conrad is a stripper and Victoria has adopted all her kids because she used to be a bloke.

did I forget something?

haha Zing

you forgot that Sammy the dog was actually part unicorn, the infinity box has a trapdoor to Narnia in it and when not being a techno whizz, Nolan bakes great muffins.

oh hang on that last one was actually a couple of episodes back

I want his muffins.

How's it all going to end?

Aren't Pascal & Gateaux just so annoying?

Who will Emily end up with?

Is it Conrad making
Blackouts happen

He contacted ex and Emily spoke to her on phone about divorce

He said she was good in bed

But from the videos that Nolan found he left Emily in bedroom and didn't go back in till 7amish and then said she was amazing

So obv lied about them having sex

So he must be involved

Saying that I do sometimes think that Conrad is sexy for an older man ..,,,,,..

agreed Blonde, he is good looking. especially when he is smirking deviously!

hmm, so you think he might be poisoning/drugging her.
I wouldn't put it past him, but why?
so she doesn't figure out he used to be a male prostitute for Congressmen?

yah zing thought i would be kicked off this thread for liking older male totty

Ha loving those plot/character ideas zing. I bet they're devastated they've already filmed or they'd be stealing some of those. That is assuming that they haven't already used them!

I'm loving the unicorn and trapdoor to Narnia ideas!

I wonder if it will all end like Bobby Ewing returning to Dallas - you know, his death was just a bad dream.
or worse - end of Twin Peaks

I literally had to fast forward half of it last night.

stevie Grayson visited David Clarke. Right. And?
I feel like shouting : "cut to the chase, just get to the bl**dy point"

I know. It's really messing with my head, man.

At least Emily is "cured" from the blackouts now!

when she said "I'm going to kill them all" and Aiden replied he would have done that already I said to DH "so why the fuck wasn't that the first episode? We'd be done by now....."

I really loved to see Jack smiling.
he is very good looking and charming when he abandones his grumpy miserable expressions!

I also thought we should adopt the "dunking in cold water" technique to eliminate our kids' foul behaviour.
is that school of thought NSPCC-friendly?

Last night was a snoozeville of an episode, I thought.

Old Vicky squeezing out the odd tear.... t'was like a miracle... a statue weeping blood... or at least it had the same facial expression.

I'm married to older totty, so need to keep an open mind! Papa Grayson is pushing the realms, even for me....

"I also thought we should adopt the "dunking in cold water" technique to eliminate our kids' foul behaviour.
is that school of thought NSPCC-friendly?"

Probably a bit OTT.
Lukewarm, perhaps??

bath full of icecubes, methinks!

Notes down ice cube dunking, to be done on my ds's , asap , irrespective of nspcc guidelines

I think stevie has quite a few secrets to tell......

Stevie is also a cougar.
I wonder if she will seduce Nolan?

Only just watched. It really needs to get going again, it's getting completely ridiculous. Hope it doesn't go the way of Lost and keep going and going with no point!

I love the way in these programmes someone leaves (Patrick) and they act like they will never see them again. Why not? He's only going to Italy, not Mars! IRL you would visit your child if they were working abroad or they would come home now and again! I know VG wanted him out of the way but really?!

The Stevie being Jack's mum thing - so we are expected to believe that a raging alcoholic had an affair with Jack's dad, then left town to conceal the pregnancy without Conrad knowing, had the baby and then Jack's dad and his wife just brought the baby up with the wife not minding?

I am getting a bit cross with Revenge - always looked forward to it but it really needs to get back on track and stop the complete silliness!

yes clean it's all true.

so Jack and Declan are only half brothers.
furthermore I think that Declan's mum actually cheated on her husband with David Clarke.
so Charlotte's poor baby wouldn't have made it anyway as it's dad and mum were half siblings too!

it makes total sense

You're not far behind the US now. This week's ep in the US was utterly dire. I've only watched half of it and can't really be arsed with the other half. Interestingly they ought to be saving the real 'OH EM GEE' storylines to increase their ratings in May, when renewals are decided. At this rate both the cast and the audience will have nodded off by then.

It's getting tedious!

I loathe,loathe, loathe Victoria!