Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Rhyme Time

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

It's getting colder. Patients tend to spread the love and STDs in this season of goodwill. The Mill and Campus are over run with patients . Everyone needs to pick up the pace...

Rush rush
Home visit

Rush rush
Symptoms explicit

Rush rush
Diagnosis done

Rush rush
Well that was fun

Rush rush
Stroke of luck

Rush rush
WTF?!

So regulars please use the alcohol gel by reception before you sign in. Newbies and lurkers all welcome. Let the madness commence

Oh god. Is the woman in the dressing gown her from The Upper Hand?

gobby storyline is boring me now.
Stupid woman not getting her eyes checked glaucoma doesn't have to lead to blindness if it is treated properly by a bloody optician gets on and then off soap box
Is the boy a burglar or there for her 'services'

Jizz is annoying me. A lot.

Pint of snakebite

Yes she is Sparklingbrook

Has someone already said that cinnamon?

Jizz is making me cringe!

Gobby did but it takes me back

Oh gosh I think it is the Upper Hand woman. I thought she looked familiar.

I'm very happy with a cuppa!

Okay what have I missed so far?

Ah Jizz is off to Canada.

her off the Upper Hand was in a relationship with Robert Lindsey brfore he went off with her off the Generation Game.

Karen is like a dog on heat. Make it stop.

Very well done this - the Princess Di death would really be a shocker.

Cringe!

Cringe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is mentally 18! Poor Chris!

Chris is actually very good looking when he doesn't speak.

Can't look.

It's just you're old enough to be my mother?!?

cannabis farm

No Anne, there is something missing to make him look nice...a bag over his head.

Ooh! Killer line - I wasn't even born in 1984! Ouch!

And Jizz crashes and burns!

MsN

I have just had time to digest the "not born in 1984" line and realise he would categorise me in the same age bracket as Karen and his mum.

Back to day-dreaming about TBFE.