X FACTOR- it's MOVIE WEEK!

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So here are the songs for this week-

Abi Alton – Moon River

Hannah Barrett – Skyfall

Kingsland Road – Oh, Pretty Woman

Luke Friend – Kiss From A Rose

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – In The Arms Of An Angel

Rough Copy – Everything I Do

Sam Bailey – My Heart Will Go On

Sam Callahan – All I Want Is You

Tamera Foster – Listen

Weren't Miss Dynamix meant to be singing Dreams last week?

And we have Adele! Altogether now 'Sky....foal, tum-bowl'.

Oh, he catches on medium-quick, does ICBINB. Going into the falsetto has helped many a mediocre Wang-twitcher into the final five on XF.

Well, this is as dire as I expected. And bloody Tesco haven't shown with my order, so I am starving and have no wine. And am on holiday so nowhere near any shops. Bugger.

Ah Noel. The lack of tune was definitely a problem.

Bono might be a super-twunt, but at least he can sing and perform.

I love this song, I do not love this version

Oops, DD really thought Dermot's name was Dreary O'Leary. She calls him Dave because "his other name's a bit silly."

Gary say: 'Sam, you can't sing. So you have to pick really easy songs'.

What next- a song from Led Zep At Knebworth, the movie?

I don't think he deserved quite such a pasting. He sounded great when he went into the falsetto

Even Louis couldn't think of any positives for that.

'I've never had a harder working lad'

Louis, stop. You're making it too easy.

This is one of my favourite U2 songs Louis!!! What were you thinking

Even Louis says it was shit. Nice mentoring there. Especially after all the judges lied about rough bloody copy.

I think he showed quite enough in those trousers.

But really started off shaky.

Hark at Sharon drinking her voddy from a china tea cup

Did sharon just have a cup of tea in her hand? i love her.

I'm going to call rough copy Robin Hood: men in skirts from now on. Or some abbreviation thereof.

Haha yes! What is it with X factor people and a too right crotch area? Is it written into their contracts or something?!

To be fair to Sharon, I'd be mainlining vodka if I had to sit in the studio and be vaguely polite about the contestants..

Maybe duff copy have something odd. in the crotch area, hence all those skirts

Mrs W - every thread has a list posted. I've done it up there ^^

MrsW

see SuePurblybilt Sat 26-Oct-13 19:31:33

for the list .

Maybe they could get Naomi Campbell to mentor on the voice. On the face she mostly seems to see her role as shouting and destroying any self esteem her team might have.