HOLLYOAKS SPOILERS

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Following on from the regular Hollyoaks thread...

Maxine is pregnant with Dodger's baby following their ONS last month. She gets an abortion.

Whilst at the family planning clinic, Maxine bumps into Cindy, who is also pregnant, with Dr Browning's baby

Mercedes finds out and puts pressure on Cindy to have an abortion.

Patrick finds out about Maxine's abortion when he finds an aftercare leaflet in her bag.

I vote no on JP and Ste! That would be a bit "your the only other gay man around here so lets have you!" for me. They need a new family with a sexy gay guy for Ste. But then they'd ruin it again anyway for him so maybe Ste should stay celibate now!

Maybe one of the Roscoes will come out?

They're pretty dull, they need a story line.

And what about Vincent? Did his church/gay reversal thingy work?

Poor Dennis :(

I know!

I love Dennis. Any girl would be so lucky to have him.

Remember when Leanne came back from prison and Dennis was hovering and making the house all lovely for her?

Hoovering.

Oh I know... Just wanna jump into the tv and give him a cwtch!!

John Paul and Ste cant get together. jP was shagging his dad!

I loved Ste and Brenden then lobed Ste and Doug. He just can't be happy can he?

Neither can JP. I like him too.

Trevor needs to do some nude scenes

Anyone seen tonights E4?

Yes.

Was sad BUT I wanted more drama. For something called 'blast' week I wanted more than two blast deaths and a Jono style dying duck act.

Harsh, but true.

I thought five people were going to die in THE BLAST. Limbs flying everywhere, hideous wounds, rising body count, fire, panic, tears, etc.

Was all a bit meh.

Yeah I've seen it. I guess we can talk about it, with this being a spoilers thread and all

I think that dodger is lying about not being able to remember anything and he'll reveal the truth about will in due course

Vincent hasn't come back yet I don't think? On the subject of him, George and Phoebe haven't been featured much lately either have they?

Crap spoiler... little shit Robbie Roscoe starts fancying Phoebe in upcoming episodes.

Dennis is making me teary again!

Is Robbie the nice twin?

I am hoping dodger gets his memory back soon...

I must be dead inside... I have not been upset at all Dennis/Leanne scenes

I love Dennis. I just want to hold him to my bosom amd tell him everything's ok.

Can anyone tell me what the fuck needs fixing that cant be fixed with Leanne?

She has a bleed on her brain... I think.

Bleed on her brain that they can't operate on apparently :( too sad. Knowing oaks she will die during the wedding, or just...before...the vows :'(

I dont like her but I like Dennis. All he wanted was Leanne a d he finally gets her and she dies! She will die at the vows no doubt.

I hope so I can't stand her. God forgive me, I'm hard pushed to like any of them. Maybe Tom.

Dodger should walk around topless all the time. Trevor should be shown a lot more.

Ste should be allowed to be happy as should JP.

Mercedes should jump off the bridge and land on Sienna and Frankie.

Nancy should come back, take kids and fuck off.

I'd like Will to have a topless wander please!

Can I just ask, does Mercedes wear bum pads? I'm trying not to word it horribly but her bum seems way out of proportion (even for a big juicy bum) and its making me curious.

I thought that! I think its natural tbh.

Will topless?! Er no thanks

THE HOLLYOAKS DEATH COUNT

The reason I like Hollyoaks is because its so stupid and the death rate is so high! This year is looking to be the deadliest yet!

There are currently 6 people running around Hollyoaks village who have killed (not including Tom the Angel of Death). Tilly, Will, Trevor, Ste, Mercedes, Teresa.

Year Number of deaths
1996 2
1997 4
1998 0
1999 1
2000 2
2001 1
2002 2
2003 3 (+11 victims of serial killer Toby Mills)
2004 4
2005 2
2006 11
2007 4
2008 3
2009 1
2010 7
2011 4
2012 7
2013 12 (with at least one more tbc)

CAUSE OF DEATH

Health Related (9)
1997 Dawn Cunningham Leukaemia
2000 Jill Osborne Brain tumour
2003 Dennis Richardson Cirrhosis
2006 Charles Hayton Heart attack
2006 Grace Hutchinson SIDS
2007 Melissa Hurst Heart failure and anorexia
2007 Noel Ashworth Cancer
2012 Mags Collapsed
2013 Pauline Hay Assisted Suicide

Accidental (4)
1999 Kurt Benson Jet ski accident
2002 Jamie Nash Potholing accident
2002 Theo Sankofa Potholing accident
2004 Dan Hunter Car explosion (Rally car)

Arson (8)
2000 Rob Hawthorne Bus explosion
2006 Melanie Burton Fire
2006 Sam Owen Fire
2006 Joe Spencer Fire
2006 Olivia Johnson Fire
2006 Sophie Burton Fire
2010 Steph Cunningham Fire
2010 Malachy Fisher Fire

Murdered (23 + 11)
2003 Roxy Murdered (by Toby Mills)
2006 Kay Price Murdered
2007 Sean Kennedy Murdered (by Warren Fox)
2008 Kieron Hobbs Murdered (by Niall Rafferty)
2008 Louise Summers Murdered (by Warren Fox)
2009 Sarah Barnes Murdered (by Lydia Hart who was trying to kill Zoe)
2010 Calvin Valentine Shot (by Teresa McQueen)
2010 India Longford Murdered (by Silas Blisset)
2010 Danny Houston Murdered (by Brendan Brady)
2011 Kyle Ryder Shot (by Warren Fox)
2011 "Jenny" Massey Murdered (by Silas Blisset)
2011 Rae Wilson Murdered (by Silas Blisset)
2011 Heidi Costello Murdered (by Silas Blisset)
2012 Lynsey Nolan Murdered (by Dr Browning)
2012 Mick Murdered (by Joel Dexter)
2012 Nana Flo Murdered (by Brendan Brady)
2013 Seamus Brady Murdered (by Cheryl Brady)
2013 Texas Longford Murdered (by Will Savage)
2013 Simon Walker Pushed into by train during fight (by Brendan Brady)
2013 Richie Trent Murdered (by Trevor Royle)
2013 Anna Blake Murdered (by Will Savage)
2013 Callum Kane Murdered (by Jade Hedy)
2013 Paul Browning Murdered (by Mercedes McQueen)

Other Violent Deaths (11)
2003 Toby Mills Run over (after being pushed off building in self defence )
2005 Stephen Mackintosh Stabbed (by Ali Taylor)
2006 Andy Holt Impaled (after fleeing from kidnapping and raping)

2006 Ben Davies Shot (accidentally by Lisa Hunter)
2007 Becca Dean Stabbed (whilst awaiting trial in jail)
2008 Tina Reilly Crushed (after explosion deliberately carried out by Niall Rafferty)
2010 Dale Greer Stabbed
2012 Riley Costello Shot (by Walker)
2013 Jade Hedy Stabbed (by Tilly Evans in self defence)
2013 Ash Kane Bomb Explosion
2013 Doug Carter Crushed (following Bomb Explosion)

Road Traffic Accident (14)
1996 Dermot Ashton Car accident
1997 Lee Stanley Car accident
1997 Ollie Benson Car accident
2004 Gordon Cunningham Car accident
2004 Helen Cunningham Sudden death following car accident
2005 Ali Taylor Run over (after stabbing Stephen Mackintosh)
2006 Diane Valentine Run over
2008 Beth Clement Car accident
2008 Max Cunningham Run Over
2012 Neil Cooper Bus Crash Explosion
2012 Maddie Morrison Crushed (following bus explosion)
2012 Rhys Ashworth Crushed (following bus explosion)
2012 "Jono" Johnson Blood clot (following bus explosion)
2013 Clare Devine Run Over (deliberately by Dr Browning)

Suicide (3)
2001 Lewis Richardson Committed suicide
2006 Polly Clarke Committed suicide
2008 Niall Rafferty Suicide

Other Unnatural causes (4)
1996 Natasha Andersen Overdosed
1997 Michael St John Thomas Fall after kidnapping and nearly killing girlfriend's mate
2008 Eamon Fisher Alcohol poisoning
2010 Caleb Ramsey Killed on duty in Afghanistan

Unknown (1)
2004 Mrs Burke Unknown