HOLLYOAKS SPOILERS

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Following on from the regular Hollyoaks thread...

Maxine is pregnant with Dodger's baby following their ONS last month. She gets an abortion.

Whilst at the family planning clinic, Maxine bumps into Cindy, who is also pregnant, with Dr Browning's baby

Mercedes finds out and puts pressure on Cindy to have an abortion.

Patrick finds out about Maxine's abortion when he finds an aftercare leaflet in her bag.

Cindy has her baby next week I think and he is very poorly

Urgh!

George and Vincent.

On. Off. On. Off. On. Off.

Man up the pair of you!!

Why is Lyndsey suddenly working in maternity?!

I think the real life NHS should employ the same strategy to solve staffing problems.

Lyndsey is dr of many skills.

Just like Jim. He had expertise in criminal law, immigration law, family law.

That always irritates me! Ever since she started in the show I've been screaming at the tv 'what ward do you work on????!!' She's only ever at work when one of the other Hollyoaks residents are being rushed into hospital. Also they do the same as Neighbours with putting all patients in the same room.

Soap land makes me laugh as they always have just one nurse, one police officer etc that is always there

I hate Ste with Trevor. Where's the lovely Maxine and why can't John Paul tell the truth about who raped him?

I did feel sorry for Carmel but now I don't.

I have been single for over 2 years and there Carm is snogging her dead ex husbands brother not long after the funeral of the man she was going to marry!

I feel sorry for poor jim's memory

What has Cindy's baby been born with? I've never heard of it. How quick was that diagnosis? Why couldn't he have been a straightforward 25 weeker with all the stress and ups and downs that entails?

Because this way Mercedes has to track down Brownings son to beg for bone marrow. Thus dragging on this murder storyline for even longer.

Why did Mercedes look so shifty when Cindy called browning's son?

How to get him to agree? Ah that'll do it!

Vincent's such a prick.

First he led poor Pheobe along until the wedding and then declares his love for George and then tells lovely George that he doesn't love him and gets all stroppy when George moves on.

And then refers to George as one of 'you gays' despite being granted asylum because he'll be killed in his own country because he's homosexual himself.

Liked him at first. Can't stand the guy now.

George can do far better. And if not then being alone would be better than being with Vincent.

I'm starting to fancy Dirk.

He's both sensitive and manly.

I approve of Cindy's choice.

Haven't watched this weeks eps yet but I'm bored of Vincent and I agree that George can do better! I know it's not make-believe of course but you'd think he'd get himself to Liverpool or Manchester and find himself someone less of a drain?!

Ruby and her hairdressing did make me laugh.

Mercy foing what she knows best with the husband, she killed, son. Tbh I don't blame her

The son reminded me of Browning and I had a crush on Browning I would have

He is very open to someone he doesn't know!

That's what I thought, it's very unrealistic

Is there any man that Mercedes hasn't/ wouldn't sleep with? I sure do hope that she gets tested regularly. She probably has her own seat there and a VIP area.

Vincent annoys me so, so much! And Ruby too. How old is she? Wanting to get married, really?

Is it just me who think Ziggy sounds like a caveman grunting Ruby Ruby Ruby all the time.

Well, he has the charisma of a caveman.

I'm starting to fancy Dirk.

er, I do too

So, is Joe actually dead then? I had forgotten about him for a while there. I reckon now that he is.