I HAVE JUST SEEN KEVIN MCLOUD NAKED!

[BoffinMum]

OH MY GOODNESS!

Details....

Who?

In Kevin's Man Made Home on TV. He is pretending to be Robinson Crusoe.

He has just washed himself all over in a waterfall on a beach with home made soap.

(Sadly the soap was made from mackerel).

I saw his bottom.

TBH though, my DH has a perter bottom. I am a tad disappointed. Although generally the holistic experience of Kevin was pretty pleasurable.

Don't tell my mum. She'll be beside herself!

So, thousands, if not millions, have seen Kevin's bottom. That's rather less raunchy exciting and exclusive then I had hoped from your title. .

Obtuse you have SPOILED IT now!

Middle aged man's bottom? Nope

soap made from fish? Nope

Why am I not excited by this.

Well Kevin has a kind of mystique, and he is On My List for some inexplicable reason. Plus he answered my question on a MN web chat once.

Sorry, I'm sure it was a very special and private moment for both you and Kevin and several hundred thousand others

Now you are teasing.
I have been working up to this for ages.

Thank goodness I saw this thread!

I have immediately gone on to C4+1 and recorded.

Thank you very much BoffinMum.

You see, TYPOS understands!!

I do BoffinMum.

I haven't watched yet, I'm saving it for Tuesday night when DH is out. I can keep rewinding then