CBB - the final week

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Will we get through it without any deletions?

Yes. She even had her nipple out a minute ago. She must have that written into her contract.

I am sat here like this >>>> what new horror is this ???

The presenters were the last ones on T4 ... when it got scrapped, I think.

Yep, next time I turn up late for work by an hour and a half, I too shall use the excuse it was because my hair and make up took too long.

How long does it take to do a pony tail - hang on I'll time me doing it ... 4 seconds with a rather fetching red scrunchie!

Yes, my hair and make-up takes at least an hour and a half. It makes me so upset that I am always late through no fault of my own because of it.

I can't believe I am saying this, but I am sat here starting to feel a bit sorry for Lauren.

I keep thinking what Emma said about her living with her parents and spending all her time with her family.

She's leaving one prison and entering another, isn't she?

Right, 5 minutes to go - time to wake up again everybody!

I wonder if Vicky has slapped Carol yet? She looked like she was itching to when Carol was being interviewed.

I put my head back on the sofa and was nearly off then.

Here we go.

Keep me posted ladies, I'm heavily preggo and can't be bothered going down stairs to watch who wins laying on my bed relying on your commentary !!

Wooo Abz to win!!! X

We're back. Abz to win.

Abz Abz Abz Abz

Oh, here we go!

Nooooooo

Booooo

Charlotte!

I'm amazed the boring one didn't win as per usual on BB.

Remember, ladies, Lauren didn't win, therefore it doesn't really matter!

I wish Abz had won, he's just SO lovely.

Abz has suddenly discovered how to talk.

It does to me (over invested in this )

I HAD dozed off ... about 5 minutes ago - the screaming woke me up.

Blimey - a whole conversation from Abz.. like big sentences n' everyfink innit guy ?!!

"Celebrities at the peak of their performance" . I think he may still be on drugs.

He talks! A lot! And he's all lively and animated! Who knew?

If he had been this talkative in the house he would have won hands down.

Beautiful girlfriend, he's a sweetie.. hope he gets enough money for a home out of this somehow.

Where the hell is that accent from though?

Well I'm glad my children are grown up and not likely to be influenced by celebrity lifestyles like Charlotte's

It isn't a celebrity lifestyle though, is it? It is a desperate-to-be-famous-by-whatever-means lifestyle.