Why do we need another programme in the 'Rescuing Crap Hotels' genre?
Why did I sit though this rubbish?
Gordon's . marriage guidance counsellor' persona is so cringy
Gordon to wife-of-knobber 'You have a right to be happy'
Gordon to Knobber 'your wife is unhappy, and it's because you are such a knobber'
Knobber 'Oh thank you Gordon, without you pointing out to me that I am indeed a knobber of the first order, I'd have continued to be one my whole life. But luckily because you have stepped in, I can completely change my dickwitted personality overnight and all will be well'
Also whatever makes Gordon think that anyone, anywhere on the planet wants to see his arse? Just get in the bloody shower and keep your bum to yourself Gordy.