Please help me get over my Karl Pilkington crush

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I mean WTAF... Why?? It's bloody annoying me

He looks like a nose picker

That's helping thanks!!

Look at him. Have a long hard look at him. Really stare and stare at him.

That should put you off.

Good, good it may work, thank you

Little round headed buffoon?

You have a crush??

(Actually all the emoticons on here remind me of him)

Oh god I have a crush on all the emoticons..

No idea who he is (had to Google)
mops up bleeding eyes and bleaches brain

Um,,erm,, he's probably got a lovely personality

I fancy him too.

He's got a new program on soon.

He makes me laugh. I don't fancy him though. He's too bald and shiny!

ooh,what's his new programme. I love his sense of humour.

It's called The Moaning of Life. I think it'll be quite similar to An Idiot Abroad 1 & 2, from the look of things. It's due to air next month, but the Sky magazine doesn't say exactly well.

I'm looking forward to it :)

He's lovely! I would

Glad I am not the only one!!oooo looking forward to the "Moaning of Life"

Me too! Can't wait. I can't decide whether he's a very good actor, or he really is so droll!

Just

I love him too!

That is possibly the most disturbing I've ever read on Mumsnet.

Thing even. See, that's how disturbed I am. I can't even construct sentences anymore.

I would!

Looks like 9/10th of the IT staff where I work- bald and weedy!!

Physically - noooooooooooo.

But as far as his personality goes I can see your point - he's very funny without trying, he's extremely honest and although he isn't very clever he can be quite wise.

I have the Idiot Abroad box set, I love it.

I think he's having us on. Hess lot more intelligent than he leads us to believe.