Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Hope springs eternal

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

Now I am hoping that:

• Heston doesn't get together with that reptilian frozen faced tart. Instead he looks at Mrs T over a cup of Red Bush and is smitten.
• The stalker storyline has a twist and perhaps Al comes to Jizzs' rescue. A knight in a bloody big suit of armour. She'd need a tin opener to get him out.
• The usual people are killed off (6tl, FOD, Chris, Jimmi). We can still hope, never happens though
• We get to see TBFE in his fishing gear again. But there's a storm and he is lashed by wind and rain. Phwaaaaaor!

So regulars, please share your hopes. Any newbies/lurkers out there (there MUST be some, surely?), please join in the banter. It's a programme that is so bad, it's good.

Huzzah to more WTF storylines.

But did Jizz put her in the jug before she dropped the bowl or pick her up afterwards?

OFAH is a lot better than perfection, Nick Knowles makes it vaguely worth watching and Simon the wannabee speech and language therapist is easy on the eye too!

ALL STOP TALKING!

I can't think of an opener for the next thread. Give me a few hours and I'll come up with something, hopefully.

MsNobodyAgain, not sure bludgeoning is suitable for this time of the afternoon!

Don't worry, Raahh, Doctors has a seemingly limitless supply of WTF-ness. Just think back to the bus and the handbag. Don't forget we have Austen week soon - the theme weeks are always bonkers.

Hi leezl! Welcome to the gang!

How about Doctors Addicts Anon - come here for a good bludgeoning!

Does this seem a fair summary email I just sent to OH, you can see why he loves me sending stuff like this in the middle of the day !

The stalker has been captured ! Al found his house and got caught by the stalker who enticed jas with a text from al's phone. The doctors were trapped in the cellar with alice the goldfish and sang the proclaimers at the stalker and managed to escape to the only plod in the village. The fish was saved in a jug of water.This email is as wtf as the actual episode.

I'm going to iron so no more from me :)

Hey, we are top of the "Most Active Threads". I feel sorry for all the poor people who clicked and were caught in the WTF about the WTF

Maybe it's a good way to entice more fans !

You will be bludgeoned MsN if you leave us threadless! Hurry up, woman!

Doctors Addicts - bemoan the lack of bludgeoning.

Oh, Anne- I'd forgotten about Austen week.

One of my favourite 'wtf's' is still the hilarious frogspawn mix up.

Oh last time we were "most active" was New Year's Eve!

New Year's Eve? Doctors addicts know how to party.

Anne new thread by 4pm.

Leaving now to get prime parking spot at school. It's raining oop North.

Curly I am forwarding that to my DH as he always asks me what's going on with Al and Jaz

Hi response was: "wtf". He is good at this!

Glad to be of service leezl

Yes, Hoggy, a surprising number of us were here celebrating at midnight! Although maybe a love of WTF daytime telly explains why we were at home on MN at midnight on NYE - probably not so surprising after all.

It's raining down south too :(

This way please!

Your new thread needs you.