John Inverdale has horrible teeth. So there.
And if you hit a ball at him? He'd run crying to hide behind the BBC camera man.
Team Bartoli! I hope she walks past him and accidentally kicks him in his paltry shin with her superb right foot, which she is bound to have on account of the fact she's lovely.
Team, on the fence, today as said in previous thread - I don't care, am past it, just want a great match and the best player to win.
If I am not back on thread in 1 hour dial 999 - the filthy bathroom has killed me.